Don’t feel like voting today? You better get out there and make a decision or Puff Daddy and his Vote or Die crew will show up to your house.  In this South Park clip Stan can’t decide if he wants to vote so Puffy helps him out.… Click to read more

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.
The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-… Click to read more

November 23rd is Officially Free Dr. Pepper Day
Gisele Bundchen Films Music Video On Melrose Ave!
New Apple Notebooks… It’s about eff-ing time.
Hot USC Volleyball Player Is Daughter Of NHL GM
A Well Stocked Refrigerator Will Get You Laid
The Stripper Muppet Is Back
Lolitas Make It Hard for Pedophiles
Conan The Raver
10 Concert Moments That I Wis… Click to read more

WTF is this all aboot?! If you’ve ever seen an episode of South Park you know that Canada has always lived in America’s shadow. But now it seems that our neighbors to the north are owning us in some pretty important caragories: wealth, happieness and sex.
A recent study shows that Canadians work less, live longer, enjoy better health, are wealthi… Click to read more

Sitting her on a Saturday morning, after the gym, after breakfast, middle of coffee – and I find 3 stories in a row that show how truly ineffective the UN is. I am speechless and staggered by an overwhelming lack of effectiveness or even marginally decisive ideals.
Case 1: Zimbabwe. This a**whole has been slaughtering everyone who even speaks about run… Click to read more

Finally, technology with a point: After decades of waiting (and numerous hints towards its possibility via movies like Barbarella and Woody Allen’s Sleeper) science has taken a bold step forward in sexuality, coming close to controlling the human orgasm.
Dr. Stuart Meloy, a pain specialist in North Carolina, has concocted (be on the lookout for va… Click to read more

“Shake Them Ti**ies When You Vote, B*tch!”… Click to read more

Chances are many of you reading this have abused cold medicines in the past.  It’s such a rampant problem that the South Park guys dedicated an episode to it.
The government’s Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration said 3 million young people in the United States between the ages of 12 and 25 admitted getting high off the medicines… Click to read more

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South Park, our guiding light, recently revealed that yes, girls don’t have balls.
Why the writer’s strike may screw us all – and how to help.
Amy Winehouse brings her F-game to a less-than-amused crowd on first date of her tour.
Well, whaddya know: teenagers who have sex are less prone to violence. They don’t call it being “s… Click to read more

I believe the song from the South Park movie goes, “There are times when you get suckered in, by drugs and alcohol and sex with women. But it’s when you do these things too much that you become an addict and have to get back in touch.”
Mr. Mackey left something out of that little ditty: the video game World of Warcraft.… Click to read more

South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping with Tourette’s Syndrome in the most unsavory way.
From the official South Park website:
“Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It’s all a part of Cartman’s master plan in an all-ne… Click to read more

The latest news based on nothing but pure speculation comes from Capital, a German financial magazine.
For the German-impaired it goes something like this: upon hearing that Apple’s Jack-of-all-trades Steve Jobs and Volkswagen Chairman Martin Winterhorn had a tech rendevous in California earlier this week Capital pondered for a moment. After p… Click to read more