South Park’s 15th season ended a little over a week prior to Thanksgiving. The 16th season isn’t scheduled to premiere until March 14th. So, how do you fill the void AND your toilet bowl in the meantime? How about with Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo? Though he hasn’t appeared in an episode since season 4, the happy-go-lucky dookie will never be forgotten. In celebration of the friendliest piece of feces outside of Ashton Kutcher, we pinched off this photo gallery of homemade Mr. Hankeys. Click to heidi ho, yo!

July 21st is National Junk Food Day, which should be pretty self-explanatory. Just last week, news broke that Frito-Lay would put Cheesy Poofs into production, with plans to manufacture 1.5 million 2 ³⁄₈ ounce bags sold at the somewhat ridiculous price of $2.99 each. To honor these 2 momentous occasions we decided to take a look at some other fictional foods we hope make it to the marketplace (at a lower cost) in real life. Is this real life? We hope not. Check it out and let us know if we missed any in the comments after the jump.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features Zach Braff coming out of the closet on his website, the new Beastie Boys music video directed by Spike Jonze, the second chapter in the History of Rap starring Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake, the Lingerie Football League All-Star Game, Victoria’s Secret new NFL Pink line, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley shows off some new swimsuit, Coco keeps getting curvier, Kim Kardashian’s suing Old Navy for using a look-a-like, Britney Spears’ getting sued for farting, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

I went out for drinks after work yesterday for some serious brainstorming. Three hours later, I had a buzz – not because I’m a lightweight (f*** you) but because I didn’t have dinner yet – and was on my couch trying to fight off sleep as I watched “South Park”. My roommate’s a big time fart / sh*t fan so he loved the first 5-10 minutes. I thought the running gag was getting pretty old, but then again there’s always some kind of ridiculous payoff. So, I fell asleep and missed what many are calling the most depressing South Park ending ever. Apparently Trey Parker and Matt Stone feel THEIR OWN sh*t is getting old. Watch the ending, see screengrabs from the hilarious trailer scene, and vote in our poll after the jump!

Whenever I’m high, I want three things: funny sh*t, food, and more weed. In this post, we address the first of my desires – shows that are guaranteed to make me laugh my @ss off. Sure, the development of On Demand television makes it easier for me to find what I want, but sometimes I forget what I’m doing. For the sake of potheads everywhere, I propose a channel that plays only what we want to watch through the clouds of smoke: Channel 420. Check out our nominees and vote for the shows you think should make it onto our channel after the jump.

Twenty-four years ago today, a crudely drawn animated sitcom about a dysfunctional family with yellow skin made its debut appearance on the Tracey Ullman Show and took an unsuspecting nation by storm – appearing on t-shirts, fanny packs and other junk around the globe! Because of this momentous occasion, we couldn’t help but think about the humble – and low-budget – beginnings of some of our other favorite animated sitcoms. Take an awkward trip down memory lane with COED’s list of rarely seen cartoon sitcom pilots after the jump!

American television has produced some of the world’s most bizarre and eccentric personalities. Sometimes when you’re watching a television show, you can’t help but wonder what the writers were smoking when they created a character that defies all logic and human imagination. Most are quite lovable and have become permanent fixtures in the public imagination, while others are at times downright insane to the point of being creepy. Here are some of television’s most notably strange and peculiar characters that we’ve grown up watching and continue to do so today.

It’s hard to imagine a time when the television airwaves weren’t filled with mind-numbing, superficial reality TV shows. However, there was a time when the boob tube wasn’t so bad. Over the past 50+ years we’ve been able to watch pioneering programs that have deeply affected American culture and the media industry as a whole. Who knows where’d we be without their inflluences? Some say we’re worse off because of the envelope it pushed while others praise them for revolutionizing the way we think and behave. Take a look and let us know what you think. See our picks after the jump!

It’s usually no big surprise when movies get nominated for the Oscars, actors or actresses maybe, but films? Usually the big contenders are ones that are either critically acclaimed, released in the fall or released in very limited markets. But every now and then the Academy will throw a rather odd nomination into the mix just to shake things up. They usually don’t win, but it’s interesting that they recognize them. Here are a few movies that have found their way into the Oscar nominations that are considered either bad, campy, cult or just plain not Oscar material. See the full list after the jump!

The Book of Mormon, the first Broadway musical by Matt Stone and Trey Parker the creators of South Park. is being called God’s favorite musical. COED was given access to an early, early, preview of this creation from Matt Stone and Trey Parker (South Park) and Robert Lopez (Avenue Q) about the unique world of Mormonism. Read the full preview after the jump!

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

Heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidi ho! Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo. He loves me. I love you. Therefore, vicariously, he loves you. I can make a Mr. Hankey, too! Never have those lyrics been truer than today! In celebration of the one and only Christmas Poo, Mr. Hankey, we’ve compiled this defecation-friendly photo gallery of homemade Mr. Hankeys!

Last night’s episodes of South Park and Blue Mountain State focused on two parties coming together and growing apart. On South Park, Stan’s Dad got WAY into the Food Network causing his wife to feel neglected. Luckily, Shake Weight saved the day. On BMS, Jocks and Nerds collide when the balance of life is disturbed by a jealous Sammy.

Last night’s episodes of South Park and Blue Mountain State had their fair share of plot twists and surprises. The Coon continued his rampage while Mysterion tried to prove a point and Mintberry Crunch stepped up his game. On BMS, somebody forgot to wrap it up and now there’s a lil bundle of joy no one can fumble.

Sarah’s first modeling gig was for Aveda. She’s into tall men with strong hands, good hygiene, a good sense of humor, and a nice cologne. She enjoys driving fast, cliff jumping, skydiving, and “making it rain” on strippers. She hates greasy hair, arrogance, jealousy and lying. She’s absolutely obsessed with South Park and was even hit on by Trey Parker. We’d definitely like to see her muff cabbage.