The word: unfortunate.
Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report was snubbed of his dream Thursday – the dream of running America.
After paying the $2,500 filing fee needed to run as a Democrat in South Carolina Colbert was to be considered a presidential hopeful, until South Carolina’s executive committee stunted his publicity stunt, with Caro… Click to read more

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!
Acting oddly reserved – as well as staunchly American; check the bale of hay and brown-bottle beer – Colbert first announced that he would “consider” announcing an announcement on th… Click to read more

The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq… Click to read more