Breaking: Travis Barker, DJ AM Severely Burned in Plane Crash
September 20, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish
Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein were both critically injured late Friday night in a plane crash that killed 4 other passengers, authorities are reporting.
“The Learjet 60 crashed on takeoff at the Columbia Metropolitan Airport at 11:53 p.m. Friday” and both Barker and Goldstein were transported to the Joseph Still Burn Center, in Augusta, Georgia, suffering “extensive burns”.
Although earlier reports feared musicians Gavin DeGraw and Perry Ferrell were on the plane as well, those facts have proven to be false at this time.
While it’s unclear what caused the crash, authorities say they saw sparks “coming off the runway” during take-off.
If we at COED find out anything more about this tragedy, we’ll let you know. Click here for updates.
College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition
September 12, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Features, Sports

Welcome back, football fans, for another installment of College Football Preview Cheerleader Edition. We’ve got games, stats, predictions–and a ton of freakin’ cheerleaders. We’re not saying it’s the best way to check out what games are coming up for the weekend, but…wait a minute…Yes we are!
Check out College Football Week Three: Cheerleader Edition after the jump! Read more
Partying With College Cheerleaders
June 10, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily

Partying With College Cheerleaders: USC’s Allison Whitney
I’ve decided to start a new segment that I’m 100% sure will have zero objections: “Partying with College Cheerleaders.” Allow me to introduce one of the Gamecocks of South Carolina by the name of Allison Whitney.
Most of her glory days were in the 2005-2006 season and she was nice enough to share her pictures with the world at one of the infamous photo sharing websites. There are a couple of things to note here.
First of all, one of the pictures contained the caption “Me at Cockfest.” I don’t care how juvenile that sounds. It’s amazing. Second. There is no second. I’m still laughing from the word Cockfest. [UnCoached]
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Internships of the Rich and Famous
Worried that your coffee runs and demotion to the status of an indentured servant are for nothing?
Fret not, as these famous designers, actors, and sports stars prove you are in good company, and if everything works out, you, too, can become as successful and world-renowned as them. [CollegeOTR]
Stephen Colbert’s Strange Request To The Princeton’s Class of 2008
June 3, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily

Stephen Colbert’s Strange Request To The Princeton’s Class of 2008
“Gandhi said, ‘you must be the change you want to see in the world,’” Stephen Colbert told an audience of thousands at the Class Day ceremony this afternoon. “But may I also point out he drank his own urine, so let’s not go overboard on his advice.”
The host and executive producer of “The Colbert Report” and a one-time presidential candidate in his home state of South Carolina, Colbert drew laughter and applause from the assembled senior class and their families as he poked fun at Princeton traditions and urged the class to maintain the status quo after graduation.
Though the Class of 2008 “can change the world,” Colbert said, he pleaded with its members to “please don’t do that.”
“Some of us like it the way it is,” he explained. “Personally, things are going great for me right now.” [The Daily Princetonian]
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The Funniest Name In College Football
Rivals of Marshall football and sports blogs around the country are going to have a field day with this guy, once football season rolls around. What were his parents thinking? I almost feel badly for him. [Losers With Socks]
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Nine Signs He’s a Frat Guy
The darker it is, the more beer that’s present, the more likely it is that girls will be back-humped by a frat guy. It’s the frat boy’s way of saying, “Hello, I’m drunk and you have a vagina, please let me stimulate my penis while grinding on you.” Because this usually takes place in a dark basement, it means it’s somehow OK. Most don’t even mind that you can feel their aroused penis slithering over your leg while dancing at a party.
He’s probably a frat guy if… [CollegeOTR]
Politically Inept? Drink and Do Some Research
February 4, 2008 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish

Like any good twenty-something, I’m on several random email lists, usually of the happy hour variety. When one of my favorite haunts in lower Manhattan emailed me about an open bar next Monday, I did a cartoon-style double-take. Not because I’m that excited about an open bar, but because in the subject line, this one was exclusively for supporters of Barack Obama.
I opened said email instead of deleting immediately, and read that the “suggested donation” was $25 per person, but more would be greatly appreciated, and that the proceeds would go directly to Obama’s campaign.
Maybe I should’ve been disgusted. Instead, I was intrigued. A politician’s supporters realize a great way to get the twenty-to-thirty demographic to donate…give them booze in exchange for the donation. Unlimited alcohol—and sushi!—for four hours, even. Read more
Colbert Denied Candidacy
November 2, 2007 by Mike - Montclair
Filed under News-ish
The word: unfortunate.
Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report was snubbed of his dream Thursday - the dream of running America.
After paying the $2,500 filing fee needed to run as a Democrat in South Carolina Colbert was to be considered a presidential hopeful, until South Carolina’s executive committee stunted his publicity stunt, with Carol Fowler (the state party Chairwoman) citing that “[the committee takes] their responsibilities seriously. Our rules are pretty specific about what makes a legitimate candidate.”
Was the million-and-change strong Facebook group and endless publicity all for naught?
Since Colbert also refused to pay the outrageous sum of $35,000 to run on the Republican ticket it looks like this fantasy is coming to an end. Read more
Stephen Colbert: Presidential Hopeful?
October 17, 2007 by Mike - Montclair
Filed under News-ish, School’d

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!
Acting oddly reserved - as well as staunchly American; check the bale of hay and brown-bottle beer - Colbert first announced that he would “consider” announcing an announcement on the subject of him running for President “on a more prestigious show.”
He did exactly that an hour later on his very own Colbert Report. Read more
Shocker! Miss Teen South Carolina Flubs Answer About Education
August 27, 2007 by John - USMA
Filed under News-ish

The great state of South Carolina is represented flawlessly by Ms. South Carolina, a blonde, dumb-as-bricks girl who sputtered out delicious quotes on the subject of U.S. maps during the Miss Teen USA 2007 pageant.
In less than a minute Lauren Caitlin Upton’s brain is able to wax political about the United States’ lack of maps, “The Iraq,” South Africa, “Asian Countries,” education and “everywhere, like and such as.”
I’m 100% positive that she memorized the most-searched political words and phrases on Ask Jeeves when preparing for the pageant.
I’m also 100% positive that I’ll use her answer as my new monologue the next time I audition for a part in a feature film.
Watch the video after the jump.


























































