One week down and a weekend left. If you’re a self-described nerd or a shameful hipster, chances are you wish you were in Austin right now.  Thousands of these archetypical consumers from all over the world have gathered in Texas’ capital to experience new technology, movies and music. The festival officially kicked off last weekend but the parties are now in full swing as we head into the weekend. And by full swing, I was referring to people having fun… not the kid with a tri-mohawk who swung a skateboard at the face of a guy who tried to snap a picture of his stupid hair. See what you’ve been missing down in Texas after the jump!

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Forget about the endless after parties, free booze, and the 4000+ bands that make SXSW the most awesomely-excessive experience every March.  For our money, the best thing about SXSW is Bikinis… the sports bar and grill on 6th Street and the garb required of the beautiful girls who work there. We popped in early Saturday night to grab a quick bite and a drink between panels and parties. Four hours later we were still there. Our girl Britney (white bikini on right) was as sweet as she is hot and took ridiculous care of us. Since you couldn’t be there to experience it firsthand, we snapped a bunch of pics for you to enjoy. If you’re in the mood for seconds, check out our post on the very best breastaurants. See the pics after the jump!

Spring is just around the corner and that means the season of music festivals is almost upon us. Coachella, SXSW, and Bonnaroo are just some of the events to look forward to this coming season since, as we all know, music festivals are a great place to meet hot girls. Everybody is either drunk or doped up, wearing nearly next to nothing because of the heat and totally enthralled with the music.If you want to pick up chicks in between sets or capitalize on the free flowin’ emotions during one, follow these five easy tips that coincide with the fest you’re attending. Read our full guide to picking up chicks at the various music festivals after the jump!

Tonight BroBible and Windows Phone are throwing down in Austin, TX at South by Southwest for “From Austin With Love”, an exclusive evening of performances by Chiddy Bang, RJD2, and Hoodie Allen. BroBible will transport you to a time and place where sophistication, international intrigue and the most intelligent mobile gadgetry power the modern gentleman. Space is limited so if you haven’t RSVP’d yet do so immediately: rsvp@brobible.com. Find event details after the jump!

If you plan on attending this year’s festival, SPIN magazine has a whole buncha emerging artists to check out. Even if you don’t go, you should probably illegally download their albums asap so you can impress your friends with your insider knowledge. Read more after the jump!

If Spring Break, St. Patrick’s Day, and the Final Four aren’t enough to convince you that March is the sexiest of months, then the SXSW festival in Austin, Texas should do the trick. It’s a no-brainer… where there are bands, there are beautiful girls and where there are 1000′s of bands… well you see where I’m going with this.

South by South West kicks off in Austin, Texas today! The huge music festival attracts the sexiest fans around. From the barely clothed to the barely sober, they’re all here to jam out to great music. Here’s a small sampling of some of the hotties you’re going to see.

If you hadn’t noticed, we here at COED had a F’ing awesome time at 2009′s South by Southwest (SXSW) festival. But can you blame us? We got to hang out with Hannah Hilton and Meggan Mallone, saw a once-in-a-lifetime Jane’s Addiction show at the Playboy party, caught Kanye West’s secret show at Fader Fort and saw tons of beautiful music babes. But we’ve saved the best for last…

From hanging with porn stars to Jane’s Addiction rockin’ show at the Playboy party to Kanye West secret Levi’s Fader Fort show, 2009′s SXSW was a marathon of awesomeness. And though the festivities are over, it wouldn’t be COED-complete without highlighting one of our favorite features of the festival – the lovely ladies of SXSW!

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living – or were too irresponsible to buy tickets earlier. We are idiots…
Since we have lost our chance at going to SXSW, the Austin-based music festival, what are we to do? Well, there are plenty of alternatives that don’t involve bitching about how we can’… Click to read more