Calling all twinkle toes. Forget words, the power of the dance is the deepest form of expression. The way you sway, swoon, drop it like it’s hot or pop, lock and drop speaks volumes. And some moves should be avoided at all cost. In honor of Dumb Dances Day on November 29th, when you can shamelessly exercise your patriotic right to shake a leg, we’ve compiled a list of dumb dances to wholeheartedly embrace… just make sure you throw a few back beforehand.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Tiger Woods “#1″ mistress is suing publications that ran a story suggesting she was happy her fiance died in 9/11, Eddie Murphy will host the Oscars, Soulja Boy apologized the troops, Caroline Wozniacki did Rafael Nadal, Justin Bieber crossed up Steve Nash, Kevin Durant’s tattoo might be more hideous than Maryland’s uniforms, Chuck Norris & JCVD might join Expendables 2, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

OK, maybe they’re not dead dead, they’re just zombies. As part of Converse’s Three Artists One Song collaboration, the brand brought together Matt and Kim, Andrew WK and Soulja Boy for “I’m A Goner”. The video, which premiered August 21st on MTV2, is one big zombie rave. They’re drinking embalming fluid (which actually isn’t PCP – I checked), duffing in body bags, and putting things in places that shouldn’t be in those places. Check out the undead party after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover the fact Apple has more cash than Uncle Sam, Soulja Boy’s $55 million jet, Lady Gaga’s boobs, Kylie Johnson, Louis CK dominating Letterman, Hustler’s offer to Casey Anthony, a bombing victim with a spike lodged in her head for 5 days without knowing it, Hitler cat and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

As far as I’m concerned, the only thing worse than the song “Crank That” by Soulja Boy is the fact that a bunch of my friends knew how to do that dance. That dance is Satan. I firmly believe that this Tappercise (excercise through Tap Dancing?) video would be better suited for the people who willingly do the Superman in a club. At least people would know what kind of loser they are. Crank that video after the jump!

n the topsy turvy, funkdafied den of dancing, each of us can be placed into one of the following categories: loves to dance, hates to dance, only dances when drunk, and fist pumps. Two (possibly three) of those crews either have tried one of the many dance moves on this list or, at the very least, know about their existence. Why should you care so much about them? Studies show chicks love dancing and they love good dancers. Why? Apparently it’s good indicator of your abilities in bed. Now, get to steppin’. See our picks after the jump!

Excessive sexual innuendo. An obsession with Joy Division. Misspellings. Auto-Tune. If the 2000s are remembered for anything musically, it’s that artists and producers took something from before, repackaged it, and slapped on a different label. It’s also the time in which several successful genres met a quick death: rap succumbed to chanting, alterna… Click to read more

Rappers all say or do pretty stupid things at times. Take a look at the picture above and that’s idiocy in a nutshell. Millions of dollars are going out to these performers who come up with the gems we are about to discuss. While at first you may think to yourself, “wow I love this song.” You soon start to ask yourself “but what the heck is he talking about?” We have listened to rap music for 30 years now and have narrowed the worst lyrics down to 14 biggest offenders.

If you like emo music, I’m not going to pretend to understand why.  But I will tell you something:  today is your day.  On this day, two bands released albums.  These two bands happen to be going on tour together, too.  They’re band friends and it’s really cute.  Fall Out Boy released their “Folie a Deux” today.  It sounds very… Click to read more

Yes, they are doing time – but they are doing the time of their life!… Click to read more