With the right approach, women can make men do crazy things: commit to one vagina for the rest of their lives, start wars, stop playing video games, but it would take a special kind of woman to make a man give up meat. I’m not about to shun steaks for Ellen DeGeneres. But I might hook up an IV of hummus for the ladies on this list. Check ‘em in our gallery after the jump.

This Week In Re-Boob is our rundown of what went down in the world of hot women on the web during the work week. What did you miss? Not much. Only EVERYTHING. No worries, we’ll get you back up to speed. In this week in re-boob, we feature Kate Upton’s new swimwear shoot, ESPN’s Body Issue, a sneak peek at Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit shoot, FSU’s beach volleyball team, the hottest Tampa Bay Rays fan in the world, the Oregon Ducks cheerleaders, redheads, Asians, Native Americans, Evangeline Lilly, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Uchitel, Daisy Lowe, and Miranda Kerr. Peep the hotness after the jump.

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Michelle Baker doing Girl-on-Girl, hot new lingerie model Chelsea Salmon, the hottest Tampa Bay Rays fan ever Kerry Garvin, Melissa Clarke’s Loaded photo shoot, Miranda Kerr, Sophie Monk’s naughty nautical photo shoot, and Katharina Wyrwich’s Playboy Germany spread makes us miss Oktoberfest. Check out the hotness after the jump!

There’s a whole lotta boob on the internet, and you probably missed a pair or two. We’re offering you the chance to check out all the great photos released on the interweb before a whole new onslaught hits you next week. It’s hard work, but we think you’re up for it. Just take it one click at a time. This week, we feature Jessica Jane Clement, a “glamour model” who’s bringing the heat all the way from across the pond. Check her and a bunch of other hotties after the jump!

The Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s edition features Kelly Brook who will turn you into a Ophidiophiliac, Sophie Monk is a motor-boatin’ son-of-a-b*tch, redheads who will fire you up, Brianna has got something for your spank bank, reasons why I’d still duff Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan is a role-model I want all girls but my future children to look up to, Amy Childs seriously resembles Miley Cyrus, and Missy Coles is yet another reason I need to become a professional athlete. Check out the hotness after the jump!

You’ve gotta hand it to these women, they’re really taking the phrase ‘wife beater’ back. I often think that the best thing a hottie can wear is something ridiculously simple because a sexy girl is going to look sexy, straight up. Bells and whistles only distract from t*ts and @ss. A simple tee or wifebeater on a chick also reminds me of seeing a girl in the morning, which is obviously a good thing. Check out these unfairly hot chicks keeping it simple. And hot. Really, really f*cking hot.

April 26th is Hug an Australian Day, a copyrighted holiday created by Wellcat.com, a health & wellness company that also produces quirky holidays for calendars, to show their appreciation for all the love and support the Aussies have given them over the years. Anyone who’s ever read COED knows we have a deep appreciation for dimes from down under. That’s why we’re presenting you with the 27 hottest, most huggable Australian women in celebration of this hump-worthy holiday! See who made the list after the jump!

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

January 26th is Australia Day, the official national day of England. Jk, it’s for Australia, but England sure had a hand in this holiday’s creation. You see, on this date in 1788, the British Royal Navy took over the eastern seaboard of New Holland and declared sovereignty. Native Australians are deservedly pissed, so they call this day, “Invasion Day” and “Survival Day”. To commemorate we’re helping you survive this bitter winter by invading your eyeballs and declaring sovereignty on your attention with pics of the most awesome Aussies the land down under has offered up, like Abbie Cornish, Elle MacPherson, Holly Valance, Isla Fisher, Kylie Minogue, Miranda Kerr, Sophie Monk, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Unless you’re Osama Bin Laden, you’ve probably noticed everyone’s wearing a lot more pink than usual. Even NFL teams that played this weekend donned pink gloves, chinstraps, hats, or cleats. It’s all part of an effort to raise awareness for breast cancer. Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, we’d like to call attention to this extremely important issue by saluting the best breasts of all-time. When you’re done drooling, GET INVOLVED AND DONATE!

Today is World Vegetarian Day, a day of celebration that was established “to promote the joy, compassion and life-enhancing possibilities of” not eating meat. Nobody in the COED office is a veg-head and the thought of going an entire day without sweet sweet meat scares us (and makes us cranky). What can we say, we’re predators. But, if an… Click to read more

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Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops.

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.