We all have our favorite songs to listen to while we put ourselves under the influence while we’re out on the town. What is better than that, is when those songs are actually about getting messed up. It’s the ever-impressive double whammy. These are the top fifteen songs from that category.

Unless you’re at an 80′s party sporting a killer perm, it is not socially acceptable to admit that you like these old-school songs. However it is totally to cool to belt out the lyrics, pull out the ole parachute pants, and shout over the music “I hate this song so much that I can’t help but just dance.” These are the 8 songs that you absolutely love to hate.

When remembering the regrettable cultural cesspool that defined the 1980′s, two things typically come to mind: horribly bad synth-pop and Sylvester Stallone. Like a marriage made in 80′s Hell, the two combined created a unique genre of inspirational pussy-rock that bled all over American Pop Culture like a Rambo-induced, survival knife slash to the jugular.

Today, the world watched as Michael Jackson was laid to rest. There were laughs and tears and a whole lot of singing. And just as we expected, the memorial climaxed with a rendition of “We Are the World”. So, in our own half-assed attempt to get in on the MJ funeral craziness, we present to you “We Are the World,” Japan style! Way better than the original…

Next week, music fans from across the country will converge on Austin, TX for the 2009 SXSW music festival. (Even COED will be there!) But regardless of whether or not you’ll be able to attend, imeem.com has put together the ultimate guide to this year’s festival by compiling tracks from over 1800 bands into embedable playlists, and organized them into an easy-to-navigate format.

The Boston Celtics Got F—’n Drunk Last Night
A Mix Tape of the Most Musically Inept Actors
Nikki Griffin: A New American Smokeshow…
Boston Celtics’ Hooligans Smash Windows For Fun
Awesome Treadmill Ownage
The Life of a College Cocktease…
Songs You Should Never Hear At A Bar
Rihanna and Taylor Swift… mmmm!
They Just Laugh
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It’s always a toss-up to say what the best part of an evening out is. Pregame and preparation are always fun, but last call is also a crucial part of a night out, especially when you’re going to school in the Midwest and the town closes down around 2 AM.
You can really get a sense of the type of establishment you’ve been frequenting by learning what it closes with eac… Click to read more

Old fogies and teenage victims of classic rock epiphanies have reason to celebrate, as Led Zeppelin’s catalog will be on iTunes November 13 in the form of one, downloadable catalog. Priced at $99, Led Zep’s package includes every album the band released, 165 songs in total.
Led Zeppelin is, by all accounts, an essential band. You already know t… Click to read more

The blog-universe has been giving the seal of approval to Britney’s leaked songs since early this week – have I been listening to the wrong ones?
These tracks are complete tripe. There is no way somebody with working eardrums can possibly give a “thumbs-upâ€? to Brit’s latest batch of bimbo-pop.
Even hipsters looking for their next bastion of irony… Click to read more