Just when we thought we could go back to thinking of pirates as sexy girls walking around on Halloween wearing nothing but an eyepatch, the Somali Pirates hijack a Russian Oil Tanker. But this time the pirates messed with the wrong people. This morning the Russians fought back and recaptured their 50 million dollar oil cargo. Real Pirates Vs. Sexy Pirates..who ya got? Check out the pictures and vote below…

Sure, the made-up swine flu pandemic may be the hottest item in 24-hour news these days. But if you ask us, killer viruses are still nothing compared to f**king pirates! With these 21st Century swashbucklers re-taking over the high seas, a whole new element has been added to life here on Earth.Here are 5 reasons having these lawless thieves around isn’t such a bad thing.

We have to admit, we here at COED are pretty F’ing stoked that piracy is coming back into fashion. Sure, they make the high seas a hell of a lot more dangerous and all, but it’s just so rad! Pirates! Yeah! But no matter how badass these ocean-going Somali thieves may be, they’ve got nothin’ on this batch of super hot pirate booty babes.

Sitting her on a Saturday morning, after the gym, after breakfast, middle of coffee – and I find 3 stories in a row that show how truly ineffective the UN is. I am speechless and staggered by an overwhelming lack of effectiveness or even marginally decisive ideals.
Case 1: Zimbabwe. This a**whole has been slaughtering everyone who even speaks about run… Click to read more

Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)
Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)
A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellrai… Click to read more