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Todays’ WTF news items feature a new line of soft drinks that will get you high, a line of padded underwear for guys so we can turn the tables on fake chicks, and a college that can’t be real. Read more weirdness after the jump!

Ever since beer was invented, Man has been devising ways to consume it as fast as possible. The beer bong is a time-tested, surefire way to do just that. Everyone loves a good beer bong. Even chicks! Some bongers are faster than others. Some just suck (in the bad way). Don’t have the time or the money to build a legitimate beer bong? No need to worry, we’ve got your back. Here are 15 creative ways you can turn simple household items into tools of mass consumption that even MacGyver would be proud of.

We all remember those moments in high school where someone sneakily pulled out a bottle of booze they found in their parent’s basement, as if it were some sort of magical elixir. Maybe we thought it would make us look cool, or maybe we were just curious, but somehow we couldn’t resist. Even if it was a seven-year old plastic pint of vodka that was sitting in someone’s Dad’s sock drawer, you’ll never forget some of the disgusting, weird drinks you tried back in high school.

Just thinking about putting something even remotely disgusting in my mouth starts that weird excess saliva you get right before you’re about to hurl. Which is why I want absolutely nothing to do with any of the 14 beverages on Crack.com’s latest hilari-post, Yogurt Pepsi: 14 Horrifying Soft Drinks Around the World.

It wasn’t until a year ago that I started to pay attention to the things I ate. And I took on my new knowledge of what’s nutritious, how to lose weight, and how to really exercise…well…kicking and screaming.
I was always that bitch with the really fast metabolism who didn’t gain weight. I’d come home and go from eating a can of Pringles to an entire pint of Ben &… Click to read more

Try as I might, I just can’t keep my fridge looking nice.
For one thing, it’s small and has to house two sets of foodstuffs (me and my roommate’s), and for another, it was already gross when we moved in.
Every once in a while the roommate or I will feebly attempt to sponge off decades worth of black stuff that better not be anything other than mold, or Lysol the… Click to read more