While you’ve probably already made plans to watch a certain football game this Sunday, there’s another guaranteed classic being played across the pond. We previewed last month’s primetime game and this Sunday Chelsea and Manchester United, two of the English Premiere League’s powerhouses are going at it at 11 AM EST (Fox Socce… Click to read more

I mean this is really the only legit reason soccer players should be falling down, but kudos to the team from Golden Goal for thinking this one up. They put out two five man squads (all of whom are professional players) with shock collars on their legs. The rules are simple, don’t f*ck up – or you get shocked and then drop to the ground. And then shocked again.

The first known recorded use of the term “WAG” was in a 2002 story by British publication The Telegraph in which the reporter relayed a term thrown around by the Jumeirah Beach Club staff in reference to footballer’s wives and girlfriends. Once 2006 and the World Cup rolled around, the term became en vogue replacing the once popular, “Trophy Wife”. There’s long been an argument over which sport has the hottest WAGs. Many would agree soccer – the original football – does, while others believe American football attracts the highest caliber jersey chaser. We’d like to put that debate to rest with our first annual epic WAG-off between football and… football. Check out the match-ups then vote for the hotter girl after the jump!

Stjarnan FC is an Icelandic soccer team who are known worldwide for their outlandish goal celebrations. Forget the fact that their competition is other Icelandic teams (not very good), these dudes kill it with their ingenious set-ups. Taking a dump on the field using other team mates as a toilet? Gold metal material. Check out the video below.

Over the weekend, we showed you the hottest women of the 2011 FIFA World Cup. You might’ve noticed there were a bunch of Americans on that list. With the US National Team pulling off a thrilling come from behind win via penalty kicks over Brazil, the Yanks have advanced to face the French in the Semi-Finals set to take place today, July 13th. To honor their historic achievement, we’re featuring the squad’s sexiest players. Check out their profiles and pics after the jump.

The 2011 FIFA Women’s World Cup began play on June 26th, with 4 groups of 4 countries each playing in 9 host cities in Germany. Women’s sports can be tough to watch, but women’s soccer crushes WNBA in terms of hotties. To get you in the mood for 0-0 triple overtimes (hopefully broken by a game-winning goal followed by removal of shirt), we’re counting down the hottest soccer players in this year’s Cup who we want in our cups. Check ‘em out after the jump.

I used to play sports at a big prep school, so I know what it’s like to play on the level of the women’s world cup. It didn’t happen that often, but if I’m was talking to a chick after the game – it was understood by both parties that I was getting to second base. This soccer player Josefine Oqvist can be seen moving in on this male fan for the same reason. I don’t doubt the fact that she’ll probably dominate him, but that’s probably what he wants. After all, he can’t be that manly – he’s at the women’s world cup. Check out the Swedish hottie locking down some D after the jump.

On June 22nd, Steve Nash had his annual Showdown in Chinatown soccer match at the Sarah D. Roosevelt Park in NYC. Thanks to my friend Devin, who works at VitaminWater, we scored front row seats. The match brought out some of the top athletes on Earth together for a pick-up game of soccer in front of thousands of fans. Marcin Gortat, Brandon Jennings, Steve Nash, Grant Hill, Tony Parker, Giuseppe Rossi, Claudio Reyna and many other world class athletes participated. In the end Team Nash won 16-10 and New Jersey’s own (woop woop!) Giuseppe Rossi was crowned the Player of the Game. Check out the rosters and all the pics from the action after the jump.

Last night, the US Men’s National soccer team beat Panama to return to the CONCACAF Gold Cup Finals. They will face Mexico on Saturday, June 25th in the Rose Bowl. Many of you might not plan on watching the game at 9 P.M. EST, but we at COED are big soccer fans so we came up with a little big something you’ll get a kick out of. We’ve compiled the ultimate All-Star squad of sexy soccer under-boobs. Their ability to take balls off their chest is second-to-none. Check out the pics after the jump.

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Among many of college’s time honored traditions, streaking through town amongst your fellow students and freaking out the locals is considered the ultimate rush and, most important of all, brings a smile to the faces of the Animal House pantheon of gods. Per usual, authority figures don’t share this same level of enthusiasm when it comes to our youthful antics and that’s why the president of Tufts University in Massachusetts, Lawrence Bacow, has put an official ban on the school’s annual Naked Quad Run, calling it a safety hazard! We at COED call bullsh*t and that’s why we’re stickin’ it to Bacow by presenting the best videos of streakers and naked runs that the internet has to offer! Ban this, Lawrence!

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