The highly-anticipated video game Mass Effect 3 was released on Tuesday, March 6th. If you know anything about the game, you’re aware that the game revolves around aliens who have to come to end all forms of sentient life. Humans everywhere start rioting and bugging out as they’re faced with almost certain death. While it’s certainly up… Click to read more

Wednesday’s extremely unfortunate news of the day was that Snooki’s actually pregnant. The only person happier than MTV right now is Jason Kidd, who can’t wait for his child to get bumped off of the “Ugliest Celebrity Babies” list. Now while it’s true that nothing Snooki does should/would ever motivate you, there… Click to read more

Happy Groundhog Day! Since we here in NYC have been experiencing one of the mildest winters in a long time, we thought it was a forgone conclusion that Punxsutawney Phil wouldn’t see his shadow and we’d be swimming in an early Spring. Well, we were wrong – 6 more weeks of winter. What a load of sh*t. He punk’d us all. At least, thereR… Click to read more

The unfortunate death of Steve Jobs revealed some interesting information that a lot of people might not have known, like the fact that he was adopted. While a national-level official survey hasn’t been done on adoption since 1992, an AFCARS report shows that over 52,000 children were adopted in 2010 alone. The same study also shows that 60% of Americans know someone who has either adopted or been adopted themselves. After checking out the list after the jump, you can officially consider yourself part of the 60% (or the 99%) whichever you prefer.

The 28th annual MTV Video Music Awards went down last night in LA. There were a ton of stars in attendance with the weirdest being a tie between Lady Gaga (who was all done up as her alter ego “Jo Calderone”) and Nicki Minaj (who looked like a kindergartener’s nightmare). Some of the younger female celebrities dressed like old biddies (Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens) while others murdered stellar dresses (Victoria Justice, Demi Lovato). But enough of our take on the hot or not of last night’s event, take a look and vote for the sexiest chick in our poll after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap it Up we cover the impending stock market crash, the season premiere of Jersey Shore Italy, former Steeler running back and current ESPN commentator Merrill Hoge was a stripper in college, Amber Heard looks hot even without color, Liza Manelli did a sexy photo shoot (?!?), first look at Henry Cavill as Superman, Budweiser’s new look, the Darkest Hour trailer, Kim Kardashian’s 3D photo shoot, a never before seen of LiLo drinking Red Bull and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Rest easy folks because The Jersey Shore, returns next week on August 4th. I can’t wait to see the further damage they’ve caused to the Italian-American stereotype. I also can’t wait to see the new ‘J-Wow,’ which is exactly why we pulled together this gallery of Jersey Shore chicas. I never knew oompa loompas could be so sexy.

Sure, all the cast members of MTV’s Jersey Shore love to party but none of them have gone as far as stabbing an ex-boyfriend. Earlier this week the ex-boyfriend, Tom Lippolis, of Jennifer Farley, the breathtakingly beautiful star of Jersey Shore better known as JWoww, told Star magazine that JWoww stabbed him earlier last year with a steak knife. If this is true then I guess the old saying about smoking hot women is true, “the hotter they are, the crazier they are!” Good news for you, no chance of a stabbing by checking her out in this very sexy pictorial. Enjoy!

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Today’s WTF news items feature a former cop who pretended to be an inspector to get a free “hand out” at a massage parlor, Rutgers giving 5 figures to Snooki to speak about why Rutgers students should quit school, and a town’s population QUADRUPLES over 10 years. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

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Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

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