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SNL’s Andy Samburg has done it yet again with another hilariously inappropriate song/music video. In fact, I can’t even believe SNL allowed this to air (though they did wait until 12:40).  But either way, it’s now official - you can say “jizzed” on national television.

If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.

Check out the Top 8 Tracy Morgan Moments after the break! Read more

Back in March, Hollywood star Patrick Swayze was given only 5 weeks to live due to a nasty bout with pancreatic cancer. But one life lesson you must learn is that although he’s down, you must never, ever, count Swayze out.

Because of his role as a prancing, dancing fairy in Dirty Dancing many assume that Swayze is a effeminate wuss - but that is not the case. In fact, he’s one of the most bad-ass superstars in all of Hollywood…and here are 5 definitive reasons why. Read more

First of all, WTF do the Zune and shooting paint out of your ass have to do with each other? This new ad. Talking about commercials, Spoingo is the first erectile dysfunction treatment to make a “boioioioing” sound at the onset of erection - brought to you by the makers of SNL. This guy does a perfect face plant off a bike jump, wheezes like a pummeled geriatric. And the 10 Weirdest Balloon Pops Ever will make you question humanity. Stephen Malkmus’s ‘Gardenia’ video makes everything alright. Walking across a high-speed slip and slide while people are using it is retarded, awesome. And Baby Don Draper really wants you to buy that Kodak Carousel.

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Wow did Saturday Night Live suck this weekend.  Their ‘08 political satire has become as tired and one-sided as my grandmother’s first Kotex belt. But despite all the non-funny bullsh*t, I still found myself laughing balls at John Hamm in ‘Finger In Butts.’ Sometimes a finger is all you need.

If you are watching the first game of the 2008 World Series then you’ll know what this video is all about.

Two years ago Tampa Bay Rays owner Stuart Sternberg was looking for a gimmick similar to the Los Angeles Angels’ rally monkey to pump up his fans. After watching clips of his favorite TV show Saturday Night Live, Sternberg chose Bruce Dickinson (Yes, the Bruce Dickinson) and The Cowbell.

The Cowbell has caught on with the fans and now when an opposing batter has two strikes Bruce appears on the center field monitor asking fans to bring the noise with ”more cowbell.”

I don’t know what the SNL folks are smokin’ over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza these days, but I’ve gotsta get me some of that.  For the first time in years, Saturday Night Live is both funny and relevant again.  Sure, it doesn’t hurt that the world is rapidly swallowing itself and the current political arena is chock full o’ highly mockable characters, but it’s the solid writing talent that has resurrected this once American pop culture icon back from the dead.

Case in Point: last night’s Thursday Weekend Update.  The prime time special opened with a spot-on lampoon of Tuesday night’s tediously boring-ass debate, but the real stand-out was the verbal stoning of AIG in Really?! with Seth and Amy and OMG Are You Serious?.

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You might have expected to see another SNL -  Tina Fey - Sarah Palin sketch posted here this morning, but for my money Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch stole last night’s show.  I always wondered what Marky Mark would sound like talking to a goat and Andy Samberg nails it.  “Say hi to your mother for me.”

Looks like Saturday Night Live is going to milk this Tina Fey-Sarah Palin thing for all it’s worth. This time, they re-created Katie Couric’s recent interview with Palin. With real answers like “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska,” it doesn’t take much to make the thing funny. They’re probably praying to the god of comedy (Hilarioseus?) - and Tina Fey’s agent - that McCain/Palin win this election. Otherwise, they might be out of good material.

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