Tweens across the nation are in a tizzy over today’s release of New Moon, the much-anticipated second installment in the Twilight Saga.  And as much as we love Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, vampires and werewolves, for our money SNL’s Firelight parody with Taylor Swift as one of the Franks beats New Moon in spades.  Twilight Bad, Firelight Good.

We were pleasantly surprised this weekend when Saturday Night Live was actually kind of funny. (No thanks to Kenan Thompson, btw.) And one of the best parts was, of course, Andy Samberg’s new digital short (a.k.a. music video), “I Threw It on The Ground.” These are probably going to start getting old pretty soon, but the time has not yet arrived.

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• GPS-enabled inhalers???

In the fifth installment of the’ Fast and the Furious’ franchise, it’s more than just gear shafts that are grinding.  Not since Ledger and Gyllenhaal have two men lit up the screen with this much fire. Like the trailer says. “It’s just like the Vin Diesel version, only slightly gayer.”  Only slightly…

I was planning on posting a clip from last night’s SNL featuring the Rock, but Dwayne Johnson annoys the f**k out of me something fierce. So instead, here’s one of my all-time faves: the incredibly sexy, yet viciously angry Natalie Portman Raps.

It’s hard to believe that just over three years ago most of us had written Saturday Night Live off as irrelevant. This usually happens about once every ten years or so, but it seemed for real this time. Will Ferrel left to become a movie star, and most of the other reliable cast members like Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan, Chris Kattan, etc. had moved on as well.

Jimmy Fallon, who is a hack, had swept through the halls of Rockefeller Center like an unfunny virus, leaving in his wake a legacy of ruining every sketch he was ever in, and a bunch of seemingly mediocre nobodies to fill the void. Ratings were horrible, rumors of cancellation were swirling, and things were looking very bleak for the once groundbreaking show. But then something incredible happened — something put SNL back on the map and also introduced us to an exciting new brand of sketch comedy — Lazy Sunday aired. (more…)

Note to the BCS: Wake the F**k UP!  Your system blows and the credibility of the title of National Championship is a laughable joke.  Sure, numerous calls from the fans, ticket-holders and even the President-Elect to develop a sensible play-off system have continuously fallen on deaf ears… but maybe it’s not your fault.  Maybe the message just needs to be dumbed down in song with a catchy little hook to get it through your dense effing skulls.  Well our friends at SNL have done just that and Icouldn’t have said it better.  “I love the BCS… It’s the best system ever devised neck and neck with the electoral college.  And if you have some sort of problem with that, I invite you to S my D.

Check Out Will Forte’s ‘I Love the BCS Song’ on SNL Here

(note: The BCS Song starts about 1 minute in)

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SNL’s Andy Samburg has done it yet again with another hilariously inappropriate song/music video. In fact, I can’t even believe SNL allowed this to air (though they did wait until 12:40).  But either way, it’s now official – you can say “jizzed” on national television.

If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.

Check out the Top 8 Tracy Morgan Moments after the break! (more…)

Back in March, Hollywood star Patrick Swayze was given only 5 weeks to live due to a nasty bout with pancreatic cancer. But one life lesson you must learn is that although he’s down, you must never, ever, count Swayze out.

Because of his role as a prancing, dancing fairy in Dirty Dancing many assume that Swayze is a effeminate wuss – but that is not the case. In fact, he’s one of the most bad-ass superstars in all of Hollywood…and here are 5 definitive reasons why. (more…)