We all believe that everybody thinks we’re smart. Sorry to disappoint, but those who bother to think about you at all probably don’t have that word in mind. The only chance you have to prove your worth is when talking to other people face on — forget about social networking because it’s not the same. To sound smarter than you are, which is to say making others perceive you as one smart dude, follow these few simple rules. See, by listening to me, you’re smarter already. Read (if you can) after the jump!

The car you drive says a lot about who you are as a man. It defines your personality to the world around you, as you whiz past at 80-MPH. It is your home away from home, your out-0f-the-office office. And, if you’re lucky, it plays a major factor in helping get you laid. But if you drive one of these tool boxes, don’t be surprised if everyone else on the road wants to punch you in the face.

Let’s face it, try as we might, most of us get stuck across the table from a date who does not know CNN from MTV. The truth is, it’s not the fault of the girl with the bleach blonde hair and fake boobs, it’s yours! Here are five reasons you aren’t dating women with an IQ higher than their age.

There will be times when you run out of dumb stories, jokes, and the other random crap that you talk about when you meet a woman you’re interested in. You are probably very familiar with that feeling, that increasing anxiety and nervousness as your mind goes blank and her eyes begin to wander. You need to grab her attention, and fast! So what do you talk about?

A while back, you may have seen our post, “Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks,” and thought, ‘Ok, these girls are pretty, but so what, if they can’t even tie their own shoes? Where are the hot, smart girls?’ Well, Spike.com beat us to the punch with this super smokin’ list of “The Top 10 Big-Brained Beauties“.

Stage #1 – Smart
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesti… Click to read more

If being one of the most stunning models on the face of the Earth wasn’t enough, Heidi Klum has to one-up herself by yodeling, stating that she has “great knockers” (twice!) and fondling her own boobs, using them as gun turrets in her latest TV spot.
This new Victoria Secret spot will shut up any Heidi hater:

Oh, Heidi. Le sigh…… Click to read more