Like catching a glimpse of cleavage out of the corner of your eye, there’s nothing a man can do to keep himself from staring at a woman’s butt when her thong is sticking out. NOTHING! Just a flash of that thing floating just above the waistline is enough to send us into a spat of fantasies so dirty, we can’t even begin to mention them. So instead, we’ll just give you a ton of glorious ‘whale tails,’ and leave the dirty business up to you. (more…)

No matter what kind of man you are, it’s impossible to deny the awesomeness that is the tight jeans and G-string combo. They go together like peaches and cream, whiskey and cigarettes, blow jobs and… more blow jobs. Often called a “whale tail,” this female apparel phenomenon seems to usually happen to girls who have fake tans and tramp stamps, so something tells us it’s not entirely accidental. But no matter what force of nature causes it, you’re never going to hear us complain. In fact, we’re going to celebrate it with tons of hot pictures! Enjoy.

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Ladies, gentlemen: I am a slut.

No two ways around it: I like sex. I like sex with lots of different people. I like sex in lots of different ways. I like talking about sex. I like writing about sex. So I go out, and I hook up, and I do not always stick around to cuddle. This doesn’t mean that I’m all messed up inside, or that I need men’s approval (if you look at my “to do” list, you’ll see that “caring about men’s approval” is on the bottom, directly beneath “personally oversee the freezing-over of Hell”), or that I can’t be faithful or intimate when I fall in looooove.

It’s tough to define my motives for sleeping around, but, if I had to make a guess, I think it might have something to do with the fact that I have a huge freaking pleasure center in my crotch, and it feels good when people touch it. So yeah: I’m a slut. I call myself a slut. I let my friends call me a slut. I even let my dude call me a slut, although that happens exclusively in bed. (more…)

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Drinking too much is bad. Urging people to drink safely and stay away from their car after a few beers is good. Using a half-naked chick to tell people drinking too much is bad, especially if they want to drive…is really confusing to say the least.

Arrive Alive, an organization devoted to ending drunk driving, has recently begun a prevention campaign that consists of lifelike stickers of a totally wasted girl in both men’s and women’s restrooms. The girl in the men’s restroom sticker is sitting with her thigh-high stockinged legs apart, eyes drooping, as though she’s just stumbled into the wrong bathroom and collapsed on the floor. I’ll sober up when I’m behind the wheel, her black shirt states.

The same girl is featured in the women’s restroom sticker, except this time she’s on all fours, presumably throwing up with her thong underwear clearly showing. I just need to get it out of my system, her shirt explains. Do these ads really deter drinking and driving? (more…)

Everybody thinks they totally understand slutty people. When we hear about a guy or a girl who has a knack for falling into other people’s beds, we all immediately become psychologists.

They don’t like themselves. They’re looking for acceptance, a father figure, someone to mother them. They’re afraid of love, of commitment, of being appreciated—I mean, I could go on for hours.

But what if a lot of our promiscuous peers were just…friendly? (more…)