I have no desire to see Ghost Rider 2. I’m actually on a bit of a Nic Cage boycott after watching him f*** my eyes and ears for 2 straight hours in Drive Angry, a flick I only endured because Amber Heard refuses to let go of my loins. I get that some people love him and his outrageous antics but I’m more than a little fed up that he keeps scoring these huge f*… Click to read more

Holy sh!t, heroin is a hell of a drug. Not only does this guy look like a mouse, but when he takes his shirt off there’s nothing to see but skin and bones. The same can be said when he busts out his manhood – there’s nothing to see but his eyes as they get super wide. But wait, there’s more: just watch this guy try to put away his needle. Check out the video after the jump.

After the success of Transformers, Hollywood has turned their eyes towards cartoons from the eighties in hopes of finding the next big franchise.
G.I. Joe looks to be the next action-based cartoon plucked from the 80s, with Sienna Miller cast as the Baroness. However, there was one show that combined the best aspects of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. A show t… Click to read more