Here’s the deal because you might not be able to describe what these people are saying between all the drunkenness, children crying, and use of the word ‘”c*nt:” the shirtless drunkard is accusing the skater punks of stealing his red Oakleys. I’m not going to get into why he owns a pair of red Oakleys, but after a verbal confrontation and the arrival of the drunk’s wife/kid, they turn to leave. The skater punks then throw something at their backs as their walking away, and that’s when the shirtless guy loses it. I’ll leave you guys to watch the rest. Enjoy yourselves after the jump

For anyone that’s ever skateboarded or longboarded, you know how scary it can be going down long hills. In this video Danny Strasser (skateboarder/ballsier-than-you-or-I) takes his longboard down a bobsled course, reaching speeds of up to 50 mph. I’m not sure who filmed this, maybe they were on a bike, but they’re right behind him for the whole run. Sure, you might have fantasized about doing something similar to this, but I’m sure watching this video will change your mind. Check out the next summer olympic sport after the jump!

Every so often, I’ll come across an emotional video that really makes me feel something, deep inside my soul. This is not one of those. Brazilian Italo Romano apparently had his legs surgically removed by a train, and has since learned how to sit on a skateboard and flip it with his hands. I mean, c’mon. Next you’re going to tell me that this guy got sponsored by a shoe company like DC… Wait, really? Video after the jump!

Feel like cringing? Here are three of the most chilling skateboard wipe out videos on the internet. Be prepared to scream, “Sweet broken (fill in a body part), bro!” at the screen after each fall.

If compound fractures aren’t your thing then you may want to avoid watching the videos after the jump.… Click to read more

Teammates Pranked With Fake Iguana
This guy puts a fake iguana in the front door as his teammates are coming in for a meeting. Its really funny to see these manly jocks freak out because of a little lizard!

Nasty Ankle Break
I dont think you can consider yourself a true skater till your ankle snaps in half. I think this guy took it pretty well though besides of cours… Click to read more

And I will quote the glorious site WithLeather.com on this video because they said it best.
“Pretty much the only way I was going to learn that the X Games are going on was if someone was on a gigantic half-pipe and fell 50 feet in the air after losing his skateboard. Well, as it turns out, I’m happy to inform you that the X Games are going on.”
Wat… Click to read more