Fun fact: I was (am) an SAE brother at JHU. I pledged spring of Sophomore year and lived in the house my last two years. I’m no stranger to the type of f***ing pandemonium that can go down on a weeknight much less homecoming weekend. Let’s just say we’re on a first name basis with the ER staff and Baltimore PD. But, I don’t think it ever got to the level of armageddon experienced at Vandy’s SAE house. A fellow SAE passed along this email from the EA (read: “Eminent Archon” aka President) and Alumni Relations Chair to alumni about the damages caused to the house over homecoming weekend. Click the link for absolute gold.

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