Gentlemen, the wait is almost over. That’s right, we’re talking NFL football, 2009! With the season starting September 10, we thought we’d get you ready with a complete run-down of how all the teams are looking going into this year. And to top it all off, we’ve included tons of the hottest cheerleaders the NFL has to offer. So grab your beer helmet, your chips and dip, and get ready for the next five months of football action with COED’s 2009 NFL Preview: Cheerleader Edition. (more…)

The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.) As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages of (almost) every model in the 2009 Swimsuit Issue, putting you one step closer to meeting a dream-woman. So put down your bottle of Jergens, log into Facebook*, and give these lovely ladies a poke… and don’t forget to check out their smokin’ new galleries on SI.

*NOTE: Some links may not work if you’re not logged-in to Facebook

Personal Pages

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Fan Pages

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All we know about April is that she’s on the 2009 Kwicherbichen Bikini Team and that she’s awesome at having her picture taken. Besides that, we know nothing. But something tells us she probably causes a lot of bar fights, giggles and smokes Marlboro Lights – exactly COED’s kind of girl.

Check out April Cheryse’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: January 16, 2009

Will These Steroid-Era Baseball Stars Get Into the Hall of Fame?

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

Katy Perry Nude Photo Leaked!?!

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Revealed!

In mid-February, Sports Illustrated will unleash their 2009 Swimsuit issue! And that means one model will be picked to grace the cover. But who will it be this year? Based on some reliable insider information, we’ve narrowed the field down to eight likely contenders.

Nerds Rejoyce! Watchmen Case Settled

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.

Thursday: January 15, 2009

What Position Will Tim Tebow Play In The NFL?

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback. Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.”  If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

The 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights

After airing exclusively on DirecTV since last October, the award winning series “Friday Night Lights” is finally returning to NBC this Friday for its third season. And we here at COED couldn’t be more excited. Not only is the show one of the best on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage.

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

Wednesday: January 14, 2009

2009 Auto Show Girls

On January 17th, the 2009 North American International Auto Show officially kicks off in Detroit. And while the US auto industry might be on the rocks right now, that’s not stopping them from showcasing all the coolest up-and-coming rides. But if there’s one thing at a car show better than all the awesome cars, it’s all ridiculously hot models that go along with ‘em. So to get you ready for that hot-fest, we’ve put together some of the hottest car show models from around the world. Gentlemen, the 2009 Auto Show Girls.

How to Properly Attend a Porn Awards Show

Every red-blooded male’s dream is to be in a room full of porn stars. I—your trusty blogger have completed this mission by infiltrating a huge fancy porn award show for your benefit. This was my calling; this was my duty. So here are a few fun things to do to properly attend a porn awards show.

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins. I love ‘em. No diseases, no loose as a goose V-jay, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. Thus begins Larry Clark’s 1995 film Kids, in which the main character, Telly, is a cherry popping fiend. From this movie to the Virgin Mary to (most recently) Natalie Dylan, virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. And for some of the reasons outlined by Telly, this idolization makes a bit of sense. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! F*cking virgins is way more headache than its worth and than it has EVER been made out to be. Here are the five worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Katrina Darrell “American Idol Bikini Girl”: 109 Myspace Photos

If you watched “American Idol” last night, then you probably noticed “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell. She might not have been the best singer in the entire world (even if she did get through to the next round), but she sure knows how to rock a two-piece! Now, we’re not usually ones to toot our own horn but through some hard research we’ve uncovered a treasure trove of sexy Katrina Darrell photos. The photos you’ll see below are just the tip of the sexy iceberg! If you want to see all 100+ of Katrina Darrell’s leaked MySpace photos head over to COED Magazine Online’s Facebook Group for the rest of the bunch! Believe us, it’s worth it.

Tuesday: January 13, 2009

10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like professional athletes! From Michael Phelps to Shaun White, we’ve got you covered with 10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter.

American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house. So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine.

Monday: January 12, 2009

Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awardsand which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

Miss COED: Donna Feldman

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Week In Re-Boob: Jan 5th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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Nearly 8,000 people voted and Whitney McMillan of Old Dominion University has been named the 2008 Cheerleader Showdown Champion. Oregon’s Kelsi Metzler, who received 32% of the vote, jumped out to a quick lead but it was McMillan who secured the victory in the end with 42% of the fan vote. Congratulations to Whitney and ODU Monarch nation on the big victory!

Check out the voting page and galleries for all eight cheerleaders!

Ken Griffey Jr. Traded To The White Sox : Ken Griffey Jr. has the right to veto a trade to the first-place White Sox, the White Sox would be adding the slugger to a team that leads the AL in homers. If the White Sox get Griffey, Paul Konerko might be the odd man out.

Manny Ramirez/Jason Bay Three Team Blockbuster Brewing : The Red Sox, Marlins and Pirates are working on the blockbuster of the century–Florida would acquire Manny Ramirez, whose salary nearly matches their payroll and Boston may end up with Jason Bay and John Grabow or perhaps even Jack Wilson.

Sharapova To Pull Out Of Olympics? : Third-seeded Maria Sharapova withdrew from the Rogers Open after her second-round victory Wednesday because of a shoulder injury, possibly jeopardizing her participation at the Beijing Olympics.

Mike Loree Retires 62 of 63 Batters : Loree has been absolutely untouchable this season. To prove the point, he has retired 62 of the last 63 hitters faced in his last four starts.

The Cowboys Are Screwed : It didn’t take Jessica Simpson long to insinuate herself into the Dallas Cowboys’ mix this season as she visited Tony Romo at camp yesterday.

Michael Jordan at 45 : Even in his mid-40s, Michael Jordan is still talking trash.

Female Athletes To Undergo Gender Tests in Beijing : Organizers of the Beijing Olympics have set up a sex-determination laboratory to evaluate “suspect” female athletes. The lab will evaluate an athlete’s external appearance, hormones and genes. India’s Santhi Soundarajan failed a sex-verification test after the 2006 Asian Games.

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Welcome to our fifth installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

If you search “cheerleading” on COED you will see more than a few posts that prove there are some incredibly sexy cheerleaders out there—but now it’s time again for the public to decide what school has the hottest.

In Cheerleader Showdown I Whitney McMillan (Old Dominion) demolished the competition with 78-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown II, Holly Simmons from University of Tennessee came out on top with 54-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown III, Lauren Thompson topped the competition with over 60-percent of the votes. In Cheerleader Showdown IV, Oregon Duck Kelsi Metzler won with 60% of the vote.

Who will come out on top this time? You decide!

Who has your vote in Cheerleader Showdown V?

Past Cheerleader Showdowns

Kelsi Metzler Wins Cheerleader Showdown IV

Lauren Thompson of ASU Wins Cheerleader Showdown III

Tennessee’s Holly Simmons Wins Cheerleader Showdown II

Whitney McMillan of Old Dominion Wins Cheerleader Showdown I

5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]

Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]

Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]

Melissa Haro – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]

Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]

Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]

So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]

James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]

First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]

I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]

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You’ve been warned!