OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… Read more

Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.

With all the rain we’re getting this year, a lot of our summer so far has been spent indoors, glued to the boob-tube. And as we get deeper and deeper into the channels, the lines between bullsh*t and brilliance blur to a degree beyond recognition. So help us get our entertainment in check, tell us which show you think is the best on televison.

If we missed a show on the poll let me know in the comment section, so we can add it.

The train-wreck trio of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan may be taken under the wing of entrepreneur Donald Trump.

With his new show Celebrity Apprentice revved-up and ready to go Trump is hoping to persuade the bad girls to join the cast of Carmen Electra, Tony Hawk, Joan Rivers, George Foreman, Dana Patrick and others.

If that wasn’t enough star power already former Apprentice star (and all-around bitch) Omorosa will be joining the ranks. Imagine Paris in a claws-out catfight with that nasty feline, or Joan Rivers dishing it out to LiLo. Or Britney having a heart-to-heart with George Forman. My mind is boggled - and intrigued. Read more