How to Get Kicked in The Face [Video]

Only about the first 15 seconds of this video are interesting. But because it’s in French, it takes another minute and 45 seconds to provide the context. So if you only want to watch the super sweet part, here’s what happens: One dude tries to pull some lame prank on a passerby in a hat. The prankster takes off running, right past another random dude, who just happens to be awesome at karate. Now, watch.

The 20 Best (or Worst) “Dayman” Covers

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With the gut-wrenchingly hillarious “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” kicking off it’s new season Thursday, we did what any good fan does, and started looking for clips online. That’s when we came across the episode, “The Nightman Cometh,” which is about a musical written by Charlie. In the musical, they sing the annoyingly catchy song, “Dayman,” which is awesome in its own right. But after a commercial was put together of fans covering the song, YouTube became loaded with clips of people (often badly) covering “Dayman.” Here are the 20 best (or worst, we can’t decide) “Dayman” covers. (more…)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! [Video]

I’ve always thought that adults who devote their lives to television for children were a bit odd (sorry Mr. Rogers!). But never, in my entire life, have I seen a kids television show that so thoroughly rattled my foundations of what is good and holy in this world as this freaky hippie dude, who tries to teach yoga to children through the use of terrifying farm animals and too many hugs.

Kanye Confirmed for Levi’s Fader Fort Performance @ SXSW

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With a ton of badass bands on the line-up and extra perks like a computer room for bloggers and complimentary adult beverages, there’s no question that the coolest spot at this year’s South by Southwest (SXSW) music festival is definitely the exclusive Levi’s/FADER Fort (1101 E. 5th Street between San Marcos & Waller). And tomorrow night, it’s going to get a lot better: We just received confirmation from a very in-the-know, anonymous source that Kanye West is confirmed to play the Fader Fort Saturday night at 8:45pm, putting to rest what has to be the biggest rumor of SXSW 2009.

Of course, some of you might not be satisfied with an anonymous source as “confirmation”. And believe us, we’d absolutely love to tell you how we have this information. But we’re not allowed. However, we can promise you that the Levi’s Fader Fort is where we’ll be Saturday night.

Check out the full Levi’s/FADER Fort line-up, here!

Britney Spear’s “Pu**y Is Hanging Out” [Video]

Before leaving the stage for another of her show’s many wardrobe changes, Britney Spears accidentally announces to her giant crowd in Tampa, Florida that her “pu**y is hanging out.” Guess somebody forgot to turn off the mic. Then again, we’re talking about Britney Spears here – this kind of thing just goes with the territory.

Will Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Late Night’ Survive?

jimmy-fallon-cancelled-introTonight, Jimmy Fallon will take the stage in the first ever episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. And needless to say, he’s got a big task ahead of him – maybe too big.

Not only does he have to follow in the footsteps of comedic genius, Conan O’Brien to, he has to stop being such a humongous douchebag. Which is no easy task; Fallon’s douchiness runs deep and wide, from his spastic, laugh-at-his-own-jokes style to his asswipe hair, to just not being funny.

Of course he could still pull it off. Some insiders are saying he’s going to totally geek-out in an attempt to build a loyal fanbase and wash away some of the haters. So maybe we’re wrong, but if you ask us, the whole thing stinks of failure even before it gets out of the gate. (more…)

Holy Sh*t, the Cuppy Cake Boy’s on Tyra [Video]

As you might guess, we here at COED watch a lot of videos on the Internet. But few have stuck with us more than the Cuppy Cake Boy and his giant fat face. Well, apparently it stuck with Tyra Banks, too – because he’s on her freakin’ show, and they sing the song together. Yes, it’s more annoying.

Bikini Girl Slip N’ Slide [VIDEO]

OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… (more…)

Do Not Send In Squirrel Bones

Another gut-buster from Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show Great Job!, this one features Dr. Reid Tamaranda from the American Bones Institute. He desperately needs your spare bones!…Why? Check out the whole episode here if you jonzing for some context.

What Is The Best Show On TV?

With all the rain we’re getting this year, a lot of our summer so far has been spent indoors, glued to the boob-tube. And as we get deeper and deeper into the channels, the lines between bullsh*t and brilliance blur to a degree beyond recognition. So help us get our entertainment in check, tell us which show you think is the best on televison.

If we missed a show on the poll let me know in the comment section, so we can add it.