Mardi Gras is not fun. I’ve been to Mardi Gras many of times. Here Are a few of the horrible things about Fat Tuesday.

Gather 5,000 of the craziest “Girls Gone Wild” chicks from the last decade, and enough booze to fill a lake.  Pour in a good helping of Thanksgiving Day and World Series Parades.  Finally, do the whole thing on a Tuesday with 10,000 of your closest friends . . .oh and everybody get naked – That’s Fat Tuesday!  Don’t believe us!… Click to read more

On any normal day, try to get women to show you their boobs for 4-cent plastic beads and all you’ll get is slapped in the face. But do the same thing at Mardi Gras and you’ll have everyone from strippers to elementary school librarians clawing to get their tops off as fast as possible. Why, we have no clue – it’s best to not ask…

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