Ever see a few people at a party who are already so wasted they can’t even stand by 10 pm? Or maybe the couple that showed up the bar already in a state which resulted in their ejection about 10 minutes after arriving? Check out these handy pointers to survive your next marathon of a Saturday night and outlast the rest of your friends with ease. It might sound simple, but we all already know how easy it is to screw everything up.

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.

Okay. You know how they say that first impressions mean everything? They’re completely right. Even down to what drink’s in your hand. So make the right impression by ordering the right drink..

We’ve all seen basketball trick shot videos before, and while this one might not have quite as much flash as some of the shots we’ve seen, this dude has F’ing incredible skills. Now, the whole thing starts off a little slow – but give it a minute, he will quickly start blowing your mind.

Sometimes people just get so into something, they can’t stop until they’ve done it bigger and better than anybody else – it’s called ambition. And for these guys, the greatest thing on Earth is making wild-ass trick shots that seem nearly impossible. It’s like they started a game of H-O-R-S-E and just ever stopped

Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo – and anyone with access to alcohol is going to be celebrating the beautiful tradition of getting wasted off their ass, Mexico-style. So to give you an idea of what you’re in for, we’re re-posting my first-hand experience with the joys hazards of downing a little too much of the Mexican liquor…

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Mark Twain once said that “golf is a good walk spoiled.”
We here at COED wonder what he would have thought of Bar Golf. One thing is for sure: it would have been tough to play on a riverboat.
Here’s how you play.
In Bar Golf, holes are represented by bars. Nine holes is standard, but you can play a full round of 18 holes if you are a bad-a**, or Irish… Click to read more

Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,
We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might get you a bad reputation.
I met you last night at the hot tub in our apartment complex, and I’m pre… Click to read more

Everyone I’ve ever met has a dark past with tequila. Just the mention of it makes their face go sour–the shots, the smell, the blinding drunk, and a hellacious hangover the next morning. For some reason, I am not one of those people. But after my family vacation to Mexico last week, I learned a bit about another South-of-the-Border brew: Mezcal.
Like tequila (w… Click to read more

You’re in the midst of Power Hour (one shot of beer every minute for an hour) and “one of your idiot friends” (read: you) lost track of time. Nobody knows when the next shot should be taken. It’s instances like this when you could use a stopwatch – or better.
Enter the Shot Caller.
Let’s cut to the quick: the Shot Caller is a… Click to read more