Kid Shoots Parents for Taking Away Halo 3
December 19, 2008 by Andrew - Hunter College
Filed under Entertainment, Video Games

As if violent video games don’t already have a bad enough rap, some dumbass goes and does this: After having his copy Halo 3 taken away from him, 16-year-old boy-genius Daniel Petric shot both his parents - killing his mother - and ran away with the game. Not only that, but Daniel tried to frame the crime on this father by trying to put the gun in his hand, before fleeing the scene.
Now, I’m not sure if Daniel knew this, but if you want to gaurantee that you’re never going to play video games ever again, it’s by f**king shooting your parents. I don’t know if they have an Xbox in prison, but if they do, something tells me this guy isn’t going to get a turn.
Shot of the Week: B-52
December 9, 2007 by COED Staff
Filed under Daily
Today’s Shot of the Week is an old standby.
The B-52 is known by many other names, but ask a bartender for one and she’ll know exactly what you mean.
Most likely named after the stealth bomber because of it’s quietly intense taste, this little shot will start your night off quickly. It’s an intricate concoction, and not all bartenders will do it the “right” way (probably because they’re lazy), but now that you know the secret to this creamy / burning drink, you’ll be able to impress everyone by making it yourself.
B-52
• 1/3 oz. Kahlua
• 1/3 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
• 1/3 oz. Grand Marnier
Layer the alcohol in order, from the top. When pouring the Bailey’s and Grand Marnier, the pros use a spoon, allowing the liquid to drip off the spoon into the glass. Why do it this way? It keeps the liquors from mixing too fast. Plus, it looks complicated. And everybody knows complicated drinks = cool (even if they taste like sh*t).
…And as always, drink responsibly.
Hands Up, Jack Bauer! Kiefer Sutherland Starts 48-Day Sentence
December 6, 2007 by COED Staff
Filed under News-ish

Good thing the writer’s strike brought this season of 24 to a halt, because the real-life Jack Bauer starts his 48-day jail sentence for DUI today.
Seven-year-old girl shot six times while saving mother from raging gunman - and lives!
The Sirius Stiletto 2, a portable player that offers satellite radio on-the-go, is getting rave reviews.
Ham Soda: it’s is bad as it sounds.
Andrew Jones is heading west to the LA Dodgers.
Everybody seems to really like Lykke Li.
The Daily Shocker: Latin-Americans Love Life
October 4, 2007 by Josh - New Hampshire
Filed under News-ish

Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world - yeah, I’d be pretty pumped about my life too. (Yahoo)
A teacher in Montclaire gives out homework assignments to his students’ parents on the regular. Start placing your bets now to see how long it will take for this smart-aleck teacher to be “involved in a scandal.” I say two weeks. (NY Times)
Woman gets sued for downloading 24 songs of KaZaa. She originally got charged for 25 songs, but even the RIAA doesn’t consider Nickelback music. (Duluth News)
“The Top Ten Rude Behaviors in the Workplace” (Hopkins)
After the Mayor of Atlantic City turns up missing for over a week, some random dude appoints himself Mayor. First action as Mayor: rename A.C. “Awesomeville.” (CBS3)

























































