Here’s the deal because you might not be able to describe what these people are saying between all the drunkenness, children crying, and use of the word ‘”c*nt:” the shirtless drunkard is accusing the skater punks of stealing his red Oakleys. I’m not going to get into why he owns a pair of red Oakleys, but after a verbal confrontation and the arrival of the drunk’s wife/kid, they turn to leave. The skater punks then throw something at their backs as their walking away, and that’s when the shirtless guy loses it. I’ll leave you guys to watch the rest. Enjoy yourselves after the jump

When you think of a bikini, you might not realize that dozens of different styles exist. Most dudes think, “Oh yeah, I can see her midsection, sweet”. It’s to be expected when you go to most public beaches or pools – same ol’ traditional, conventional two piece bathing suit. Now, if you go to Lake Havasu, Las Vegas pool parties, or the more exotic locales for Spring Break, well, you’ve probably laid eyes on the beautifully crafted swimwear we’re about to show you. If you haven’t claimed witness to such spectacles and forgot to book your trip to Cancun, prepare to have your mind blown. See the full list with pics after the jump!

Previously, we brought you the 5 Sexiest Sitcom Stars of All-Time and the 10 Best Bros on Television. Now, not all the bros on that list could get with those sexy sitcom stars, but THESE 5 fictional ladies men of TV Land would definitely get the job done. Take note of their seduction methods and watch your Q score skyrocket. Who’s #1? Find out after the jump!

Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we’ve put together the comprehensive bikini guide!

Believe it or not, spring is right around the corner. Hell, some of you lucky bastards are partying it up on spring break as we speak. So to prepare you for the skintastic goodness of the warmer months of the year, we’ve put together the comprehensive bikini guide, giving you an educated look at this year’s hottest bods!