As the NBA lockout enters it’s third month, many NBA fans such as myself are coming to the realization that the whole season might be cancelled. In my opinion, the best post-season in any sport is the NBA Playoffs (I can hear the haters typing now). Without a real regular season, however, the playoffs won’t mean as much. It also means that NBA fans won’t have nearly as much to do during the cold, winter months. Don’t worry though, I’m here for you. Below are five things you should be doing while your favorite athletes relax play competitively in Europe.

In today’s society, professional athletes are the subject of numerous scandals and public scrutiny. From Kobe Bryant’s cheating scandal, to Tiger Woods’ double-digit mistress count, there is no shortage of athletes creating headlines with their sexual exploits. It’s amazing you don’t see or hear about more athletes with herds of illegitimate children, especially someone like Wilt The Stilt who’s bedded down 10,000+ women. With Father’s Day right around the corner, we thought we’d run down the list of athletes who’ll be receiving tons of gifts due to they forgot to turn off the offspring switch. Check it out after the jump!

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It is a wonder that the media freaked out when Ron Artest admitted to drinking Hennessy in the locker room when alcohol and drug abuse has such a rich history in sports. Pitchers have thrown no-hitters on acid, sluggers have abused steroids, and linebackers have abused everything. Here’s a look at the top alcoholics and druggies in sports.

I surveyed 100 men on the street and asked them for their top 10 fears. The list is as follows:

Dog the Bounty Hunter
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Gregory Peck
AID’s
Tank tops

I’m just going to stop at tank tops as this insecurity brings up an important style issue. Most men feel that they have to be a lifetime member of Gold’s Gym before they… Click to read more