This is just about the best news segment I’ve ever seen. Granted, that’s like me saying this is the best Pirates game I’ve ever watched, but you get what I mean. Not only does this Crocodile Dundee break out a great inappropriate joke to start it off, but he then catches a f*cking duck with his fishing pole. Classic. Until the camera cuts back to this hateful anchorwoman who feels the need to say “awkward.” No, lady. It wasn’t awkward until your face appeared on screen and ruined my morning. The anchorman gives it one last save, only to have it destroyed by the anchorwoman from hell. Check out why I’m so mad below.

When I first saw the title on this video, I was like, “this is gonna be good” then I end up watching it and I’m like how many f***ing times can you show this one clip? It’s seriously like those sh*tty E! network shows that’s either a list or True Hollywood Story where they’re short on footage or content, so they just replay the same f***ing 5 seconds of video or zoom in and out and on the same f***ing picture over and over until you vomit.  Anyway, what’s this shark’s deal? Definitely not a white shark… (*cough* racist *cough). Check it out after the jump (haha!).

Australians see sharks everywhere, but that’s no excuse to be this ridiculous. This woman thinks that just because she’s a shark “expert” she can understand when a shark and her have an understanding. She decides to feed this great white shark WITH HER HAND. You’ve got one guess what happens next… Check out the video after the jump.

So much for fishing being a man’s sport. We’ve uncovered some of the hottest ladies we’ve ever seen casting out their fishing lines just as well as men. Well we can’t really say “just as well” because we’re not exactly checking out these lady fishers technical skills. We’re more interested in checking out their….form.

I have absolutely no idea WTF this really is, and neither do the people who just caught this shark, but it sure as hell looks like a giant, scary penis. There’s some possibility that this is the shark’s stomach, which can be entirely regurgitated to clear out whatever’s inside. But if so, this is the most penis-looking shark stomach I think anybody’s ever seen.

Shark Week starts this Sunday on Discovery Channel. To celebrate I’ve compileed the 10 Animal videos you won’t see on shark week… and that homosexual skateboarding dog isn’t one of them.
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