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It’s finally over, folks. After almost 20 years in the NBA, Shaquille O’Neal announced his retirement via his Twitter account (@Shaq). The Big Aristotle has been a huge tweeter since becoming a member, giving his followers free tickets, jerseys, and other prizes. So, we decided to box out and grab his best tweets. We found words of wisdom, insights into his mind, and yo momma jokes sharper than a Shaqtus. Check ‘em out after the jump and don’t forget to follow him on Twitter because he’s not stopping any time soon.

Shaquille O’Neal is a legend and will forever be a part of not just NBA history but sports lore. He donned the Superman ‘S’ way before Dwight Howard and he spits out memorable quote after memorable quote in the locker room, at press conferences, and on Twitter. The big man’s in the twilight of his career, but still manages to be productive for the Celtics when he doesn’t forget his meds. He’s gone head to head with the likes of Ewing, Olajuwon, Robinson, but can you imagine playing against him in HIGH SCHOOL?! How bad do you think that dude sh*t his pants? Here are some of his highlights from high school.

After an exciting first week of action in the 2010-11 season that centered around the new look Miami Heat, the addition of Shaq in Beantown, and Amare Stoudemire’s name littered across the Madison Square Garden marquee, we are starting to get back into the flow of a new season of NBA basketball

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• Get ready to dry heave

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• Please go away!

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For a man who is obsessed with having the last word, there is no possible worst-case scenario for Shaquille O’Neal than watching either Kobe Bryant or Stan Van Gundy hoist up the Larry O’Brien Trophy as the champion of the 2008-09 season.
For years, Shaq has claimed that the only reason Kobe won three titles was because he had The Diesel stationed… Click to read more

For the second time this month, Stan Van Gundy is sticking his fat nose where it doesn’t belong. The Ron Jeremy look-a-like has continued to inflate his status as a bully behind the mic by publicly calling out major NBA figureheads twice in the past four weeks. First he ripped Shaquille O’Neal for flopping, and now he’s sinking his teeth into the Knicks for their supposedly poor…

With school’s back in session, it’s important as a freshman to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with, and one surefire way of setting the pace and getting on the right track is to rule the beer pong table. Take heed, beer pong at college isn’t your typical Friday night beer pong back at home – college is all about diversity a… Click to read more

How do you even attempt to stop Kenny George? He’s a 7-foot, 8-inch, 360-pound center at UNC-Ashville that doesn’t even need to leave his feet to dunk.
The best part of the video is when #32 (who is literally 1/2 of Kenny George’s size) tries to rebound a ball…and gets a nice dose of ultimate ownage.
Slam dunk? Slam stand is more like it… Click to read more