OK, I’ve got this idea for a television show: We’ll get a bunch of hot girls in bikinis, cover them in KY jelly and line them up in a row. Then we’ll have weird middle aged dudes try to slip N’ slide across them, and whoever makes it the farthest wins! It’s gonna be great… Oh, the Japanese already did that? Figures… Read more

This has been a crazy year here at COED, with more T&A-filled nonsense than a Japanese game show. And we’re proud of what we’ve done. (Maybe not proud in a, “Hey mom, check this out” kinda way, but happy with the outcome, nonetheless.) So to remember the highlights of 2008, we’ve put together the 10 most popular stories from the past 12 months. From handstands to Handbras, we’ve covered the events in the finest way we know how – with smokin’ hot chicks leading the way. So get ready for the best of the best. And farewell, 2008 - you’ve been a crazy son-of-a-bitch.

#10 The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time

Ah, yes–the wonderful, magnificent “hand-bra”. There’s just something about a woman holding her own breasts that sends a magical lightning bolt of lust through any man worth his weight in Jergens. Maybe it’s that we want to put our hands there, or maybe it’s how freakin’ hot you look doin’ it. So get ready because if you’re already a breast-man, this could possibly be the greatest thing you’ve ever seen in you’re entire life. And if you’re not a breast-man, you’re about to become one. You’re welcome.

#9 The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin

The perfect weapon–vicious talent, inhuman flexibility, super hotness–Anastasia “Nastia” Valeryevna Liukin reigns as star of the 2008 US women’s gymnastics team at the Beijing Summer Games.

With nine World Championship medals already in the bag–and a fresh Olympic gold, which she earned Thursday night in the women’s gymnastics overall competition–this 18-year-old comes from an immaculate pedigree, her father winning Olympic gold at the ‘88 Games on the horizontal bars for the Soviets, her mother a World Champion rhythmic Russian gymnast.

And on top of all those skills is a blond bombshell that makes us wish we were chalk boys…or something. But were not, so we did what we do best–a wall of split-rific pics of the all around awesomeness that is Nastia Liukin. And now, The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin.

#8 The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone

Despite her tragic falls last night in the fight for the gold against the uber-jail-bait Chinese gymnastics team (who won), 20-year-old Alicia Sacramone is still our favorite high-flying hottie. She’s cute as can be, and fills out the spandex better than any other gymnast in Beijing this year–maybe ever. Oh, and did we mention that she’s a total badass?

To properly honor this flexible hottie, we’ve put together the one-stop-shop for all the Sacramone sexiness this side of the Great Wall with The Ass-ential Alicia Sacramone. Maybe the US team came in second yesterday, but Alicia and her bodacious butt have already earned their gold.

#7 COED’s Comprehensive Guide to Naked Olympians

Nothing combines the beauty and athletic prowess of the Olympic Games like female athletes showing off their finely tuned bodies without the unnecessary hindrance of clothing. To celebrate the awesomeness of these perfect human specimens, we’ve compiled the quintessential collection of every Olympian to ever strip off her uniform.

In the years to come, we hope to see the likes of Lolo Jones, Almudena Cid, Cat Osterman, Jenn Stuczynski, Alona Bondarenko, Rita Dravucz, Yelena Isinbayeva, and of course, Alison Stokke. But for now, we’ll just have to settle for the 36 who’ve already helped the Games by showing us all exactly what they’re made of.

#6 The Definitive 25 Sexiest Sportscasters

In the world of sports, you have the athletes and then you have the female sportscasters. Not only do these vixens of stats and plays deliver awesome (and sometimes hilarious) sideline reporting and interviews, they add a woman’s touch to an ugly man’s world, making it all worthwhile–even when your team loses. From a sea of beauty, brains and braun, we’ve narrowed down the field of these mic-holding honeys. So sit back, grab a beer, and get read for the Top 25 Sexiest Sportscasters.

#5 The 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time

If you haven’t noticed, we here at COED love women. We couldn’t live without them - neither could you. Another thing you might not have noticed is that October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Since we much prefer the lovely ladies of the world happy, healthy and whole, we thought we’d help out.

In addition to donating, what’s a better way to help celebrate this important month than by sorting through all the greatest sweater kittens from history to bring you the 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time? Answer: There isn’t one.

#4 Sexy Halloween Costumeless

Every dude (except this one) loves Halloween for one reason and one reason only - super slutty costumes that show a lot of skin. But this year, it’s time to take things to the next level: costume-less.

Instead of dressing up to show less, why not cut to the chase and just paint the damn thing on? Luckily for us all, that’s exactly what these lovely ladies have done. Sure, it might get a bit cold on trick-or-treat night, but something tells us both the tricks and the treats are going to be hell of a lot better if this trend catches on.

A note to all you “employees” out there, this one is mildly NSFW. Yes, these women are “naked.” But if the nipple isn’t nipple-colored, then is it really nude? We say no, but your boss might say yes. So don’t be a dumbass - think before clicking on this one - and don’t say we didn’t warn you.  Happy Halloween!

#3 Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007

These girls can out-run you, out-swim you; shut you down in a game of full-court b-ball, ski faster and jump higher than you ever will. They have physical prowess in their respective sport, and unlike 99% of the other girls in their league are incredibly nice to look at!

Without further ado, here are the Top 25 Sexiest Female Athletes of 2007. Check out each girl’s gallery and vote in the poll for your top choice.

#2 The 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007

Along with sex-tapes, scandalous pictures of hot celebrities were all the rage in 2007, culminating with the following 20 photo collections.

Some of the sexy photo collections on display are from print magazines (one of which introduced Megan Fox to the world) and Hollywood red-carpet events; but the majority were made infamous because the candid shots were not intended for the internet (we’re looking at you, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Antonella Barba).

#1 Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

It has to be said: female school teachers are the new male Catholic priests.

Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier - literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you deserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

No other sport in the history of mankind combines the exhilaration of competition with the pure primal lust of seeing super hot chicks in lingerie tackle the hell out of each other like Lingerie Football. (No, not even mud wrestling.) And with the NFL division playoffs and the BSC championship bowls just around the corner, there’s no better time to get familiar with this magical sporting event than now. Kickoff for the league isn’t until next September, but a lot of people are talking about it already, but this complete photo guide to Lingerie Football should hold you over until then.

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Gentlemen, it’s been a long year - a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulgar, but no matter how hard we try, nothing seems more important than all the spectacular boobs 2008 had to offer. So let’s just take a moment to reflect on the past in the best way we know how - with the largest single collection of boobs on the Internet! We present to you, The Year in Re-Boob: 2008!

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First comes Christmas, then New Year’s Eve - then college F’ing football! Now we think, like any good sports fan, that the BCS championship system is a load of crap. But it’s all we’ve got, so we’ll take it. Fortunately, the one thing not lacking in the BCS this year is smoking hot cheerleaders! We’ve compiled galleries of cheerleaders from every school playing a BCS bowl game and put them head to head. And guess who wins every single match-up…You!

University of Southern California Trojans Vs Penn State University Nittany Lions

Rose Bowl Stadium Pasadena, California | Thursday January 1st, 2009

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Virginia Tech Hokies vs Cincinnati Bearcats

Dolphin Stadium in Miami Gardens, Florida | Thursday January 1st, 2009

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Alabama Crimson Tide vs University of Utah Utes

Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana | Friday, January 2nd, 2009

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University of Texas Longhorns vs The Ohio State University Buckeyes

University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona | Monday, January 5th, 2009

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University of Florida Gators vs University of Oklahoma Sooners

Dolphin Stadium Miami Gardens, Florida | Thursday January 8th, 2009

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Christmas is almost here, and that means there’s been days and days for Websites to put together some of the sexiest Christmas content of all time. But instead of making you spend precious present-buying hours searching around the Internet for all the hottest holiday cheer, we thought we’d make things simple and just put them together all in one place. So now that we’ve been nice, Santa, we’d like that hoverboard now.

WWE Divas’ Sexy Christmas Pictures

The wicked and wonderful WWE Divas have put together yet another festive photo shoot with some sexy Christmas get-ups, and Hollywoodtuna.com has the goods. From a hot-ass elf to…uh…an almost naked snow leprechaun(?), these hard-hitting hotties will have you wishing for more.

Sexy Celebrity Santas!

What’s red, white and smokin’ hot all over? Sexy Celebrity Santas, of course! Turns our CityRag was inspired by our Sexy Ho Ho Hos gallery enough to put together a hot holiday post of their own. And we have to say, it was a good idea. But then again, anything that involves Adriana Lima in some skimpy red underwear is always a good idea.

Drunk XXXmas Party Girls

‘Tis the season of giving…and, apparently, getting drunk and half-naked! I mean, if you think about it, all the pressure to get the right gifts, not blow all your cash and deal with your annoying parents can make a person a little uptight. And nothing cures uptight like downing a bottle of spiced rum and stripping down to your pink skivvies with all your super-sexy friends. At least according to these festive hotties. And something tells us we should trust them…

The 20 Hottest Photos of Cheerleaders and Dancers Wearing Santa Outfits

We here at COED love cheerleaders. And it seems as though cheerleaders love to dress up in sexy Santa outfits and dance around. And you know what happens after they do that? Manofest.com puts together a kick ass list of all the sexiest cheerleader Santa moments on the Web. Duh.

Happy Hottie Holidays from Olivia Munn

G4 Attack of the Show host/Nerd Queen Oliva Munn just dropped an erotic bomb on the Internet, posting seven ridiculously sexy bikini “holiday cards” to her blog HeyOlivia.com. Those of you with a bikini girl wearing reindeer antlers fetish will thoroughly enjoy!

Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos

Sometimes you’ve got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life - like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there’s not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy Sexy Santa Ho Ho Hos!

Victorias Secret Fashion Show 2005

Victoria’s Secret fashion shows are by far the sexiest runway experience anywhere. So when they put together a Christmas-themed fashion show in 2005, it was no surprise that it rocked the holidays harder than Uncle Nick passing out at the top of the stairs. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine. Mr Snuggles, on the other hand, will be missed…

Santa Baby: The Pole Dances

There’s just something about the holiday season that makes women want to be naughty as hell. And luckily for us, that usually comes out in the form of dressing like a slutty elf and video taping a stripper pole show to put on YouTube. Which makes us wonder if maybe we should just have the holiday season all year long. We think yes!

SI’s Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

If you like Manofest’s list of Santa cheerleaders, you’re going to love Sports Illustrated’s Dallas Cowboy Holiday Cheerleaders. These ladies are truly extraordinary. I mean, who else do you know of that purposefully stands in front of tens of thousands of people, wearing nothing but a furry red cut-off top, booty shorts and cowboy boots? I mean really, name one…

The 10 Hottest Actresses in Holiday Movies

Holiday movies are usually pretty lame, like South Jersey- lame, but that doesn’t mean they’re not filled with super-sexy chicks ready to spread the Christmas cheer. Luckily for you, The World of Issac has narrowed it down to “The 10 Hottest” - and that means it’s all good…

Officials in Orange, Calif., say it will cost up to $19,000 to fix a fountain broken during Chapman University students’ unofficial Undie Run event.

City officials said during the annual student event, in which students run through parts of the city in their underwear, a 71-year-old fountain in the city’s traffic circle was damaged, The Orange County (Calif.) Register said Tuesday. [UPI]

Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders Know How To Party

Many people think that the Oregon Ducks Cheerleaders are one of the hottest squads in the country. I happen to agree with this statement.

And after further review I’ve concluded that most of these girls are also doing college right. That would mean a lot of work, and a lot of play. Why don’t we check out a little behind the scenes with some of these girls shall we? [Uncoached]

Mississippi Coach Arrested For Assault

Cincinnati Police say 40 year old Andy Kennedy punched 25 year old cab driver Jiddou Mohammed Ould in the face with a closed fist while shouting racial slurs. The assault happened in the 500 block of Walnut Street in Downtown Cincinnati at 1 a.m. The police report states that there was an unrelated witness who saw the incident. [Dead Spin]

What’s better than a bunch of super-hot Brazilian chicks having a bikini contest? A bunch of hot Brazilian chicks fighting during a bikini contest! I don’t speak Portuguese, so I’m not sure what started the whole thing. But I’m guessing it was something along the lines of “You don’t have a fat ass!” “I don’t have a fat ass? You don’t have a fat ass, bitch!” Whap!

Despite being the best gift you could ever give your girl, lingerie is a tricky thing to buy. What’s good? What fits? What the f**k is that thing? The questions are seemingly endless. Luckily, the good men of FHMonline.com have put together the quintessential lingerie-buying guide, complete with super-hotties to show off the goods.

Lasting 12 days (one for each day of Christmas), their guide tells you everything you need to know about these mysterious, magical garments. Day 1 starts off with a smoking green teddy, that you don’t want to miss. Day 2 goes wild with a golden bra and panty set, followed by Day 3’s sexy black cami. Day 4 delivers the hottest black lace nightie you ever did see. And Day 5 rounds things out with an elegant black robe.

Check out FHMonline.com tomorrow for days 6-12. Happy checking out hot chicks shopping!

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