Meet Zlata the Goddess of Flexibility. She’s a contortionist who’s into candle wax and shaved bodies. She can bend in ways that will amaze, astonish, and arouse. Think it’s gnarly some chick you duffed can put a foot over her head? Yeah, I’m pretty sure this girl can go down on herself. For that reason and a million others, you probably “aren’t ready for her jelly” to quote Jay-Z’s wifey. So, why not stretch out then check out her 104 sexiest photos after the jump? Don’t hurt yourself.

Thanks to your text and online votes, our Morganette Nicole advanced to the National Championship of Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge to face Celebuzz’s Morganette Kelly. You have until 6pm PT on Sunday, April 3rd to vote for Nicole, so head over to Spike or text NICOLE to 44686. There are still a ton of cool prizes to win if you enter your selection. See 18 more pics of Nicole after the jump!

This past weekend we went out to Las Vegas with seven other bloggers from the Elite 8 Round of Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge for a wild weekend with the Captain and his Morganettes. Our mission was two fold: 1) Promote our Morganette Nicole so she can get to the Final Four and 2) Collect as many photos of people doing the Captain Morgan Pose to drive donations for the One Million Poses charity. Did we succeed? Find out after the jump!

Thanks to your votes, our Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Morganette Nicole is moving on to the Final Four. Spike announced the winners last night at Studio 54 in Las Vegas and we were there to join the celebration. Voting for the Final Four is open now until 9PM Wednesday, March 30th so head on over to Captain Morgan’s Bracketmaster Challenge and place your vote for our girl Nicole or text NICOLE to 44686.

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK! After trailing early in the Sweet 16 round of Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge, Nicole stormed back to edge out Hope thanks to your votes on Spike and via text. Now, we get to accompany Nicole to Las Vegas from Thursday, 3/24 to Sunday, 3/27 for some friendly competition against 7 other blogs and their respective Morganettes. Nicole’s Elite 8 opponent is Yeni from Las Vegas. This one’s for the West Region crown and a place in the Final Four. So, head to bracketmaster.spike.com and fill out your bracket for the chance to win some sweet prizes and don’t forget to vote for our girl, Nicole! You can also text Nicole to 44686. Voting ends FRIDAY, 3/25!

Last week, we asked you to help out our Morganette Nicole win her Sweet 16 match up against her opponent Hope in Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.com. We wanted to remind you that voting ends TODAY. Currently, she’s trailing 48% to 52%. So, we need you and everyone you know to text NICOLE to 44686. If she gets to the Elite 8, we’ll accompany her to Vegas. That means all kinds of photos and videos of chicks partying in bikinis for you guys to drool over. Do it.

Cecily’s a 21 year old model from Mullins, South Carolina who was in the running to walk the runway as a model for Boy Meets Girl during NYC’s Fashion Week. She states she’s energetic and versatile. She comes highly recommended by the models and photographers she’s worked with who are thoroughly impressed with her professionalism, though she’s just starting out in the biz. See her stats and pics after the jump!

We’re not sure if you caught the news, but our Morganette Nicole crushed her opponent in the first round of Captain Morgan’s BracketMaster Challenge. Now, she goes up against one of the tougher – if not the TOUGHEST – opponents in the whole tourney, the one we dare not speak of. This round’s gonna be a little trickier, so we need all the help we can get. We need you to vote every frickin’ day until Sweet 16 voting ends on WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16TH. Text NICOLE to 44686 or visit bracketmaster.spike.com and vote for her right now!

Laura’s a 24 year old model originally from Birmingham, Alabama who’s currently residing in College Station, Texas. She was a state finalist in the 2007 Hooters swimsuit competition and won the 2007 Banana Joe’s bikini pageant. She can be seen in calendars for Fyne Dymes and Vodka Herb in addition to Savvy and Makes and Models magazines. On her MySpace profile, she states she’s into any romance novel. Funny, because I JUST finished mine. It’s about a hot model from Texas who falls for an editor in NYC. Inspired by true events. See her pics after the jump!

Jess is a 24 year old model originally from Middletown, NY who currently resides in Clearwater, Florida. She’s been been modeling for about 6 years now and has appeared on the covers of Pulse Magazine and MMA Magazine. She was also a semi-finalist in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties and is one of FHM’s Digital Darlings. Bleacher Report called her, “New York Giants’ Sexiest Superfan“. Personally, I thought I held that title, but whatevs. Reby Sky might have something to say about that. I propose a New York Giants Sexy Superfan Challenge – Jess vs. Reby vs. Tehmeena Afzal to see who should take the crown. See Jess’s pics after the jump!

A couple weeks ago, we introduced you to Nicole, the Morganette representing COED in the Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge hosted by Spike, a March Madness-like tourney where you could win $10,000. The deadline to be eligible for the grand prize is TOMORROW, 3/2. So fill out your brackets and make sure to vote for Nicole after the jump!

Captain Morgan and Spike.com have teamed up for the second annual “Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge.” The competition, which kicked off yesterday (2/15), features 32 of the nation’s hottest women from the North, South, East and West; all vying to be crowned The Ultimate Morganette in a bracket-style format. From now through April 4, you can enter the challenge by visiting bracketmaster.spike.com and completing a bracket for the chance to win a $10,000 grand prize package. We’ve teamed up with Captain Morganette Nicole to help her win it all. Read entry details after the jump!

Man, theCHIVE always finds unknown hotties and blows them up like whoa to the internet masses. These ladies are known as The Chivettes. Well, we also come across diamonds in the rough from time to time (Amber Leigh Hartman, x, y, z). Just take a look at this girl… what’s her name, what’s her size, what numbers should we dial? If the Kevin Bacon “Six degrees of separation” rule is accurate, someone out there can help us solve this mystery. If you can help us identify this girl I will go to any length to set up a bikini photo shoot and make her internet famous. The best part? You’ll be hailed as a legend and will most likely land a gig as a talent scout. They make bank, dude.

If loving “classy” women clad in various forms of leather is wrong, and it probably should be, then… Awh hell! It is like watching “Jersey Shore,” you know you shouldn’t do it – but you like it. Watching and looking makes you feel alive, because at the end of the day you probably fantasize about one of these chicks… Click to read more

The only thing better than pulling off the perfect prank, is getting pranked by a super hot chick. Sure, you might end up looking like a dumbass afterward, but it’s a hell of a lot better than getting pranked by your d!ckhead roommate. But the best part is that, most of the time, it usually just involves a super-hot chick secretly showing off her goods…