Two things come to mind when I hear the word “boat”. One is The Lonely Island’s “I’m On a Boat” and the other is “Boats ‘n’ Hoes” from Step Brothers. Either way, boats are f***ing awesome. And as Dennis and Mac found out on the Always Sunny episode where they buy a boat, “she can’t … Click to read more

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about to tell you. We need women’s sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you’… Click to read more

Previously, we showed you what women will do for beads (hint: it involves nipples). Today, we focus our attention on a different part of the body to celebrate Mardi Gras and Carnival – the butt. Since we’re finally at the tail end of the sinning season, what would be more appropriate than fawning over the very finest of fannies from Brazil and Rio de Janeiro? To celebrate, we’ve pulled together a plethora of pics featuring robust rumps from the fleshy festivities. They’ll have you singing, “Back that ass up!” See the pics after the jump!

In early April 2009, EnglishRussia.com reported there was a new photo trend sweeping Russia thanks to a girl named “Vilena” who took a self shot pic in which her butt was raised and her head was lowered with her eyes looking at the camera. Call me crazy, but I’m 99% sure this pose existed before the random Ruskie came long. Just look at “World’s Biggest Whore” and awesome adult film star Bree Olson who re-created the signature look before our interview with her in March 2009. As you can see from Bree, the pose makes the lovely lady hump look like a heart, so we thought it’d be fitting to make a gallery of Vilena Valentines for your lonely single ass. Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like our women to celebrate Valentine’s Day. See the pics after the jump!

The Australian Open is the first of the four annual Grand Slam tennis tournaments. The two-time defending women’s singles champion Serena Williams is out, but her sister Venus is in. The jury’s still out on the Williams sisters’ hotness. Some guys prefer the stockier build while others opt for the more feminine physique like those featured in our Babes of the US Open 2010 galleries: Maria Sharapova, Mandy Minella, Carolina Wozniacki, and Victoria Azarenka, to name a few. Venus’ short dress has caused quite the buzz lately. So much so it prompted us to put together a collection of our favorite butt shots. Butt? Butt what? Exactly. Double love. Advantage YOU.

Growing up one of the greatest joys leading up to Christmas was opening each door on the Advent Calendar. At least, on the calendars that reward you with chocolate and not some bible passage. That joy might diminish over the years, but a part of us still craves the simple open door, get a treat dynamic. We at COED miss that feeling and we know you do, too.

If you’re into surf and sand, you’ve probably heard of Reef, the fine producers of authentic surf sandals. COED is no stranger to Reef Girls, we’ve prominently featured their finest attributes in a gallery that had us all hanging ten. Recently, Surfline.com held a “Miss Reef” photo contest to celebrate 25 years of Reef bikini models’ backsides. Although voting is now closed and summer’s over, COED wants to keep the beach party going with a riveting gallery of ravishing Reef Girls rear ends.

Forget all the debate about title 9 and female sports and just focus on the ass-entials of what we’re about to tell you. We need women’s sports to exist in this world because we need to see photos that show the ass-entials of pole vaulting and beach volleyball. Not following our logic? Take a look at our latest research on lady surfers and you’ll understand where we’re going with this.

Ari Gold’s one lucky fella. On Sunday night’s episode of Entourage Season 7, Perrey Reeves forcefully yanked the spotlight from pornstar Sasha Grey by dropping trou’ in the Gold Master Suite and showing off her remarkable ass-ets. We’ve always been big fans of Perrey and the Sweet Asses of Entourage, but last night’s episode had our jaws on the floor. Like a fine wine, Perrey Reeves just keeps getting better.

You don’t have to be a car mechanic to understand that car washes are much more efficient when the women are wearing very little clothing. It’s just simple science. So in honor of providing you with a quick science lesson on this steamy summer day, we’re providing you with some visual evidence that we’ve so appropriately and academ… Click to read more

If you’re a regular reader of COED, then you know we are butt aficionados. Like us, Playboy is a huge fan of the derriere – so much so that they have launched a “Best Butt Bracket” which will allow YOU to choose which Cyber Girl’s got back. Visit Playboy’s Butt Headquarters (NSFW) to survey the backsides of 64 of Playboy.com’s Cyber Girls, and complete a bracket to predict the winning behind.

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