Thanks to satirical cartoons and recorded history, it’s pretty common knowledge that Walt Disney was a nut bag. Besides being obsessed with cryogenically freezing his own head, the guy was an anti-Semite and hired Nazi rocket scientists to design his rides.

Then there’s the racism and sexism in all of the cartoons his company has produced.

But I guess we’d all thought, with the advent of the first ever black female lead in a Disney cartoon, that the company had turned a new, desperate leaf and was actually interested in being a culturally aware organization rather then a profit-hungry global conglomerate steeped in Nazi tradition (Did you know?: Pirates of the Caribbean is powered by the OCCULT!).

We thought wrong. Looks like theres’ a huge labor dispute going on right now between Disney and a few thousand hotel employees, which was brought to a head today when protesters marched on the California Disney locations, dressed (hilariously) as Disney characters. (more…)

Who wants to read something sexist?!?!! I do! I do! This article by John Gugie gives us the “Top 10 Ways Men Are Better Than Women.” Enjoy!

This one is for the ladies. To any who oppose me, I say “JUST BRING IT!” I love the smell of sexist controversy in the morning, don’t you? To all of the meninists out there, ROCK ON! Let’s all sing that song by the late, great James Brown, “It’s a Man’s World,” before we begin.

1) Men Pee Standing Up (usually)

This is a great thing if you really think about it. We can just unzip and pee wherever we want to without a mess. Well, there is the little shake off at the end, but that is a small price to pay for not having to undress a quarter of the way, wipe the toilet seat off before using it, and wiping clean. It’s a whole ritual that men do not need to do. Don’t even get me started on women peeing outside; it’s quite a mess! (more…)