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American Pie: A Journey Through College

American Pie: A Journey Through College

In 1999, a phenomenal event occurred that forever changed the way people look at pastry: American Pie debuted in movie theaters.
American Pie is the story of a group of friends consisting of awkward Jim (Jason Biggs), Oz the jock (Chris Kline), Kevin (Thomas Ian Nicholas) in a serious relationship with Tara Reid, the sly Finch (Eddie Kaye Thomas), and reside… Click to read more

Faking Never Solves Anything

Faking Never Solves Anything

I’m never going to profess to having a complete (or even partial) understanding of the female anatomy. But I know that there will be times when an orgasm is just not going to happen for a girl.
Sometimes we aren’t pushing your buttons right; other times, it wouldn’t matter what buttons we push or knobs we turn (metaphors girls…I sinc… Click to read more

Hey Baby, Mind if I Insult You?

Hey Baby, Mind if I Insult You?

Has this happened to you?
You’re at a bar, minding your own business, talking to your friends and occasionally turning to see if that cute guy by the bathroom is actually with that girl he’s standing next to, or is just waiting in line to pee, when out of nowhere, a dude steps into your line of vision and says something slightly to very insulting. Don’t understand… Click to read more

When an Internet Love Triangle Gets Freaktastic

When an Internet Love Triangle Gets Freaktastic

Reason 798 why the Internet creeps me out: (which is even weirder than reason 797: the government probably reading everything I’ve ever put on here), people not being who they say they are online.
Wired Magazine recently featured a story that is the mother of all mistaken Internet identity tales, and reads like some kind of psychotic Lifetime movie of the w… Click to read more

Great Sex: A Matter of the Mind

Great Sex: A Matter of the Mind

Fill in the blank: the bigger the ______, the better the sex.
Get your minds out of the gutter, guys and gals.
Apparently, a big, healthy brain is the underground key to a steamy sex life.
In a recent article, Dr. Daniel Amen claims that sex—for the most part—occurs in the brain, specifically the part of the brain considered “the seat of orgasmsâ€? which h… Click to read more

The World Sexual Relationship Database

The World Sexual Relationship Database

As far as W.H.O.M. (World Health Optimization Management) is concerned, it’s a great idea to publish the sexual history of every human being in existence on the web for all to see.
The World Sexual Relationship Database is a user-run website that’s much easier to maintain than the crumpled-up “list” most dudes jot down on a piece o… Click to read more

Some Sensational Back to School Condoms!

Some Sensational Back to School Condoms!

As we head back to college, there are a few things we must not forget; ample amounts of underwear (the more pairs of clean underwear a girl has, the less she has to visit the laundry), bathroom sandals (you know have no idea what’s gone on in those shower stalls), and condoms. You can keep them in a cute little box, a nondescript bag, or right out on the nightstand… Click to read more

The Daily Shocker

The Daily Shocker

One in Four Women Have Lesbian Tendencies aka “25% of Women are AWESOMEâ€? (PinkNews)
Portrait of Bush Bashed for Using Porno Clippings aka “Bush Trimmed with Porno Picsâ€?
(The Register)
El Debarge in Jail for Domestic Violence aka “El Debarge’s Latest Hit” (Media TakeOut)
Karl Rove’s Car Covered in Plastic Wrap, Eagles and an… Click to read more

Plan B Sales Expected to Soar… Thanx Captain Obvious!

Plan B Sales Expected to Soar… Thanx Captain Obvious!

When the announcement came last year that Plan B would be sold over the counter, slutty college girls, or just college girls in general, silently rejoiced. This means no more shameful experiences at the local college health clinic having to explain to a nurse who looks like your mom why you need this pill, as well as the exact details of what happened. That situ… Click to read more

Do the Math: Alba’s Ass is a Prime Number

Do the Math: Alba’s Ass is a Prime Number

Mathematicians in Cambridge have studied the female form and “concluded” that the ratio between a ladies’ hips and waist attribute to their strut…and a strut is sexy. The closer the ratio is to 0.7 – the “lucky number” indeed – the better the swagger.
Unsurprisingly, Jessica Alba’s ass came out… Click to read more

The Dorm Hookup… Ahh, to be a Freshman!

The Dorm Hookup… Ahh, to be a Freshman!

Ahh, to be a freshman again…
Long after the fact, I can safely say that there is no experience that can quite match being 18, fully on your own for the first time in your life, and living in a dorm surrounded by the hundreds of the horniest creatures on this green earth.
As a kid who had a pretty awful high school experience when it came to members of the opposite sex… Click to read more

Uncle Kracker Crumbles

Uncle Kracker Crumbles

The latest case of a talentless musician getting arrested involves the redneck-rocker known as Uncle Kracker, forcible sexual offense, half-baked exit strategies and $5 million dollars. Whoo!
Unfortunately, it’s not as tasty as it sounds.
This whole story reeks of that celebrity standard, where an egocentric “artistâ€? sells himself as a “big d… Click to read more

How Do You Make a Porn Name?

How Do You Make a Porn Name?

Planning on jumping into the porn industry? With 14 billion changing hands every year and tons of competition you better have a good stage name if you wanna make the big bucks & bang the hot $lut$! (Yeaaahh I just rhymed).
Over the years I’ve heard various ways to create the ultimate porn name. Today we will dissect these options and put them to the tes… Click to read more

More Signs She is Having an Orgasm.

More Signs She is Having an Orgasm.

On Monday we explored the Signs That She is Having an Orgasm. Signs included red lips, vaginal muscle spazems and others. The goal of the post was to allow you to find out whether or not you girl is a faker.
Being that it was such a hit that I decided to post up another list of more signs that she is having as orgasm.
1. She may arch her back and feet, have uncontrolled tw… Click to read more

Is She a Faker? Here are Signs She’s Having an Orgasm!

Is She a Faker? Here are Signs She’s Having an Orgasm!

Science” tells us that up to 70% of women have faked an orgasm at one point in their life. AskMen tells us there are plenty of reasons a girl might do such a thing.
“The psychology behind faking it is simple: She isn’t going to have an orgasm this time, and she knows it. She can’t be bothered with a) you trying hard to satisfy her and prolonging t… Click to read more