The Christmas and NYE double-dip is upon us and that can only mean one thing: you’re going to get a girlfriend, a boyfriend, or involved in an ‘it’s complicated’ kind of thing. We call this “cuffing season.” As the temperatures drop people just can’t seem to stop themselves snuggling up next to someone. But what if that someone is someone really inadvisable, festively plump, a bit annoying, and sure to be dumped in time for Spring Break? Then you need to learn how to avoid getting cuffed: sounds easy but with all that mistletoe around it’s harder than it seems. Check out our resident Pick Up Artist’s advice after the jump!

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.

Googling ‘boobs’ so often that you’re getting a RSI? You might be a porn addict. We’re serious, you may have a real problem. Or you could just be a normal, horny dude with too much time (and substances) on your hands. There’s only one way to tell, though: take our porn addiction symptoms check list and if you score more than five points cancel your subscription to Brazzers, disable your wi-fi, and study the ways of Tim Tebow. Face the music after the jump.

Men love porn. Those who say they don’t are lying, are in porn (which technically is watching porn just IRL), or have RIDICULOUS sex lives (think Derek Jeter times Hugh Hefner plus Wilt Chamberlain). Even those guys have probably enjoyed a private screening of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” with a groupie / jersey chaser at least once. On the flip side of that coin, most women NOT associated with porn hate porn or, at the very least, the kind of porn men love. It’s definitely not this…

ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

Unless you’re an absolute pornstar, odds are you’ve probably experienced a woman faking an orgasm. Some are better actors than others. Hell, even few male pornstars can make chicks come to fruition every time. Truth is, most girls can’t climax through vaginal intercourse and if they can, it’s only from the right moves in the right conditions at the right time in the right setting. While the thought of a chick lying to your grill is downright infuriating, the fairer gender have their reasons. Find out what they are after the jump.

The handjob is like the Pre-Bolshevik Russia of sex moves; it seems like a good idea at the time, but its execution usually results in pain, suffering, a lot of complaining, and finally upheaval with the people taking matters into their own hands (literally). In this edition of He Said / She Said, we’re taking a look at the bane of adult men everywhere: the handjob.

Recently, we showed you 15 of the best red flags about women. We caught a lot of sh*t for most of the items on that rundown but that’s because commenters don’t have a sense of humor. Well, they’re probably gonna hate the trending hashtag #NeverTrustaGirlThat – which has tweeters providing reasons for never trusting a girl that does certain things. So, if you suspect your girlfriend’s up to something or your potential hook up might be bad news – check out what Twitter thinks you should look out for after the jump.

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about the attractiveness of facial hair, hanging out with buddies and the girl you’ve never hooked up with (but want to), and bringing a condom to a second date. See her answers after the jump!

The Oxford English Dictionary has over 171,000 definitions for words that are currently in use. The average college student knows about 175,000, all of which can be found on UrbanDictionary, not the OED. I can personally rattle off over 20 different phrases to describe intercourse (of course that one doesn’t count) but I’m pretty picky with which word I choose. Find out what your slang term for sex says about you in our slideshow after the jump.

We love SNL’s Digital Shorts and the one titled, “Red Flag” was spot on. In the clip, Kristen Wiig plays a woman in a red dress who doled out a healthy helping of red flags to watch out for but there are hundreds more. Luckily, there’s a site that lets you know the best of the worst, 100RedFlags.com. It’s helpful for dudes and chicks. Guys can bail on girls who boast these traits and chicks can reform their red flaggy ways. It’s a win-win for everyone. So, working together with the guys at 100 Red Flags, we came up with 15 of the best red flags about women. Check ‘em out after the jump and leave your best ones in the comments section.

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why your girl isn’t responding to your sext messages, how often girls get themselves off, and exactly how much she’s telling her friends about your relationship. See her answers after the jump!

As men, we can do just about anything (except bleed for a week straight without dying) a woman can do. That doesn’t change the fact that warm, happy feelings are bound to happen when the woman in your life does something for you. Yes, BJs are included in that list of “somethings” but that’s not all I’m talking about. Since I’ve gotten into a sappy holiday mood, I feel inclined to lay out a few of the real reasons that we should take some time and let the ladies know we actually appreciate these “birds.” Check them out after the jump!

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about telling your girl she blows at handjobs, determining whether or not you’re a rebound dude, and the right way to kick out a one night stand. See her answers after the jump!