Guys are always looking for a way to get the upper hand in the “mating game.” A good starting point would be to follow Budweiser’s advice and know when to say when or if you’re a Kenny Rogers fan heed the gambler’s advice and know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em, know when to walk away when the damage is done. In much simpler terms, if you’re into a girl you HAVE to know when she’s rejecting or “negging” you before you get physically denied at the gates. No matter how you use the term – “neg” “negged” “steak ‘n’ neggs” “negg nog” “negatron” “she’s got neggs and she knows how to use them” “Bill and Ted’s neg-cellent adventure” – when it happens, it stings. Below is a list of classic and “new school” negs every guy should be aware of if they want to turn that frown into a visit to Pound Town: (more…)

We know, we know: summer ‘09 is over, fall is here and it’s time to hunker down for the brisk months ahead. Which means all the lovely cleavage has gone into hibernation until spring. But before you go and drink yourself to death from that thought, we wanted to remind you of one of the best parts of cooler weather – super sexy sweater kittens! See, Old Man Winter is a pervert, too!

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Google “sex moves” and you might find a couple articles from chick mags like Cosmo or Redbook about how to please your man with positions like (GASP!) doggy style or (DOUBLE GASP!) reverse cowgirl. Extend your search a little further and you might find a couple articles on more advanced and complicated positions from the book of love – the Kama Sutra.

Dig a little deeper, and you’ll find the most debaucherous, awful-sounding sex moves that I hope no one ever tries sober. You’ve probably heard of the “Dirty Sanchez,” “Rusty Trombone,” or “Cincinnati Bowtie,” but those are just the collective tip of the iceberg… which I’m sure is a sex move waiting to happen.

Below is a small sampling of some hideously sinister sex terms you’ll come across in your cyber travels:  (more…)

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I am not sure which is worse: losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit or losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit, and having the whole world know it.

New Mom-of-the-Year candidate, Aimee Louise Sword was able to use the internet to connect with the son that she put up for adoption years ago. Normally a heart-warming story, things got a little more complicated when she was arrested for having sex with her 10 year old son. Like everything else on the internet, not all of the facts are clear – except for a few:

1. There was enough evidence to arrest and charge a Detroit mother with having sex with her 10 year old son.
2. Detroit people are defending her.
3. Detroit is competing with West Virginia as the most f*&ked up place in the continental United States.

If her MySpace page is any indicator, it’s pretty obvious Ms. Sword is a few fries short of a happy meal.   The caption for one of her pics states “me gettin 1 of my biggest mistakes covered up !”.  Your latest mistake won’t cover so easy.

So, it’s 9-11. And I tried really hard to think of a video that properly commemorates the tragedies that happened on this day, eight years ago. (Without, you know, getting all… weird.) But after considering the sheer insanity that’s erupted since then, the only thing I could think of was dogs humping cats. Why? Who knows, but it’s definitely funny!

P.S. You might think this last one is me enacting some type of passive-aggressive karmic retribution on all the dogs who’ve so crudely violated their feline friends. But actually, this is just a good example of why you shouldn’t f**k with rottweilers… (Unless you’re a g*ddamn tiger, of course.)