Valentine’s Day is coming up pretty soon and if you’re like the majority of the male population, you’ve been putting off making decisions for some time now. Newsflash homie, procrastinating isn’t going to make the “holiday” disappear. The good news is that deciding what to do (or get) doesn’t have to be that d… Click to read more

I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College Candy chicks, it’s been around for a while. Sorry for not knowing catty sorority girl vernacular. Guess I should cross dress and infiltrate their ranks? That always turns out well. Anyway, this is a spoof of t… Click to read more

This is a story that belongs in our WTF News Wednesday column, but I just couldn’t wait to post it. The Sun is reporting that a 42 year old sex addict named Crystal Warren was actually born Christopher Snowden, but changed gender in 2005. She told few lovers her secret but added: “They never asked… I’m scared there will be a lot of angry… Click to read more

The girls over at College Candy wanted me to write a “How To Know When You’re Ready for the Next Step” piece, but I thought that would be a pretty boring read. Who am I to tell you whether or not you should be moving in with your girlfriend? (Hint: don’t). Screw taking it to the next level, I figured that you’d be much better off know… Click to read more

Richard La Ruina knows how to pick up women. He knows how to do it so well that he runs Pick Up Artist training and travels around the world giving seminars to guys on how to meet women. Richard won’t show you how to be a player. He will show you how to start conversations, set up dates using online websites like Match.com and how to properly text/talk on the… Click to read more

Californication is a show about many things. Some of which are apparent: the sex, the alcohol, the sunshine, the sex, and the fun. However the core of the show is something that has to be seen over time; it’s something that makes the audience realize that we can learn a great deal from Hank Moody. Whether we see it at first or not, Hank’s life leaves many les… Click to read more

So, #30WaysToMakeAGirlSmile is currently trending on Twitter. It’s probably the f*cking sappiest, most estrogen-laden trend in the history of Twitter. There’s a lot of pics of what I assume to be the Jonas brothers, candy, jewelry, and other bullsh*t that woman use as masturbation fodder. But, with Valentine’s Day around the corner… Click to read more

This morning WPIX reported that Angelica Cecora, the 25 year old Playboy model who cross-throwing cross-dresser Oscar de la Hoya allegedly forced to perform extreme drug-fueled sex acts last March at the Ritz Carlton appeared in court to follow through with her $5 million lawsuit. The news first broke back in mid-November 2011. De la Hoya said his name was &… Click to read more

Last week, we shared with you our thoughts about some stereotypes that men have of women we know to be true. Since not a single girl left a scathing comment about how chauvinistic we are (pretty sure that’s a first), I’m guessing we hit the nail right on the head. In celebration we’re going to continue with that theme, only this time I’… Click to read more

Sex dreams might be the most bittersweet occurrences in a dude’s life. On the positive side, you can hook up with Amber Heard AND Kate Upton at the same time! On the down side, you wake up with man goo all over you. Double down side – you’re not in your bed. Triple down side – you’re in class. Sometimes, though, your erotic sleep-t… Click to read more

Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when things might be getting a little boring and you want to turn up the heat. If you want to learn how to turn small talk texts into next level sexts – you need to understand what she wants. Not only will it add another fun dimension to your phon… Click to read more

I’m sure you’re familiar with the phrase “Men are from Earth, Women are from Venus” but (generally speaking) stereotypes are dangerous because they are a narrow-minded way of jumping to conclusions. Ladies can also be dangerous because they’ll cut off you penis in your sleep if you sleep around. Seriously though, stereo… Click to read more

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about a lack of sex, why women hate the words “moist” and “panties,” and how to know if you’ve been relegated to the friend zone. Click to read more.

You’re waiting for your new date to come over to your house and you’re hustling like mad to get the crib half-way decent. You’ve already showered, made the bed and brushed your teeth but something’s missing. Should you put on music or leave the TV on? Playlist or shuffle? Comedy Central of Fox News? I know that these are decisions tha… Click to read more

Several beautiful women, many of whom were famous, were linked to Presley throughout his career and some of them claimed that Elvis was a beast in bed and was constantly laying it down. But these accounts seem to be in the minority considering most reports of Elvis’ sex life are less than flattering. Many of the bizarre statements made by his former “partners” and associates include that he was afraid of penetration, he had a foot fetish, he was a voyeur, he was bi-sexual, and even that he was a pedophile. And yes, there’s more.