It’s true, we’re no strangers to really disturbing sex toys. These animal sex toys really take the cake, though. While we applaud their makers for deterring actual goat-f*cking, they’re not helping to set a good standard. One company in particular, (I feel bad giving them unintentional press so I’m withholding their name here), makes dragon dildos. It makes sense though, how else were people supposed to get their freak on with dragons? If you’re still not scared to check out what other toys those zany zoophiles are using, we’ve got the five strangest animal sex toys after the jump!

In my mind, every single girl owns a sex toy because I believe that every single girl gets it on with themselves. Fantasies aside, I think that it’s a completely healthy (and frankly sexy) habit for women to partake in. But what happens when the ladies actually show me what they’re working with and pull out their electric amigos when I’m around? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we talk about how, when, and where to use sex toys. Click through to read our take.

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To celebrate Hump Day, we’ve put together this XXX-mas gift guide intended for mature audiences only. The following is designed to help guide you or your lover in choosing the best sex toys and accessories on the market today. With so many websites and products to chose from, it’s all too easy to get lost and confused. Luckily for you sexual trailblazers, I’ve personally done all the hard work so you don’t have to. It doesn’t matter if she’s been naughty or nice, if you want to stuff more than her stocking this holiday season then I suggest you start taking notes and pay attention!

• Guess the celeb bikini post!
• Jessica Alba is looking gooooood
• How to find her sexy zones
• Another rapper. Another jail sentence.
• The best porn of the year
• Great news…size doesn’t matter
• This is pretty insane…

Buying gifts for your significant other isn’t always easy, but there are a few items you should definitely avoid when shopping around. So, if you actually care about your girlfriend, stay clear of these five gifts.

You can tell a lot about a girl by what’s in her room. For example, if everything is neat and organized, chances are she’s pretty on top of things. If her room is a pig-sty, she may be more laid back — so you can probably take her as being one of the guys. Too much pink? It could signal a college girl that hasn’t fully grown up yet. Too many childhood toys? Yeah, she’s definitely not looking to grow up anytime soon. However, the color scheme seems like a joke in comparison to so many other things you could find. For your future relationship sanity, here is a list of ten things that should probably scare you off in a girl’s room.

In case you get the wrong idea, this isn’t going to be one of those articles that tells you in disturbing detail how to find my G-spot or give me multiple orgasms. My goal here is to help you out with the other aspects of sex; minor details guys often dismiss as being unimportant and girls see as lavish, extended foreplay.

We’re doing an Astroglide giftpack giveaway, see all the info below!
You know what seems ridiculous to me? That it’s after a session of hot, steamy sex that we decide to abandon one another to hit the shower. I mean, do you actually realize what happens in the shower? Let me give you a visual.
Me, standing naked in an enclosed space, lathering my body with s… Click to read more

Advancements in sexual technology move so quickly that it can often be daunting to stay, uh, abreast of the latest developments. But fear not, adventurous masturbators!
Asylum recently sent Anthony Layser to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas to investigate the latest in sex toys …
Check out sex toys of the future right here!… Click to read more

Let’s be honest – we’ve never met a double-ended dildo we didn’t think had major potential. That said, when it comes to sex toys, things can get seriously out of hand in a heartbeat. So to avoid this fate, just check out Cracked.com’s 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys, which will show you all the naughtiest numbers to avoid at all cost. You know, unless you’re into that kind of thing…

Earlier this month, we held a contest in support of the Eagles of Death Metal‘s new album, Heart On, and their upcoming tour.
Drumroll please….and the winners are:
Zach Caby from Manhattan, KS and Natasha Booker from Trenton, NJ!!!
The EMOD / Babeland Prizepak includes an Eagles of Death Metal ‘Heart On’ CD, a Babeland Pocket Rock… Click to read more

Listen up all you sex craved, music-loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On last week, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!
Only a few days remain to enter our giveaway that will be awarding one lucky winner the new Eagles of Death Metal CD and the Babe… Click to read more

Listen up all you sex craved, music loving men and women out there! Eagles of Death Metal dropped their new album, Heart On today, and are hitting the road. This calls for a celebration, one that involves free sex toys and free music!
Like some of us here at Coed, you may be lacking a significant other and have the heavy burden of taking care of your needs solo, or yo… Click to read more

The Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job! boys go Late Nite [SuperDeluxe]
Ashley Simpson Gets a Tattoo [Just Jared]
Jen Love Hewitt WAS sooo Hot! [Bastardly]
Indie Games to Watch Out For [Wired]
Fall Out Boy does Michael Jackson… and has a new album [PopCrunch]
Diablo Cody’s a Naked Academy Award Winner (NSFW) [Hollywood Tuna]
Sex Toy S… Click to read more