The Bible, man, that’s hard stuff to get through.

We decided to go straight to the Man himself to get our moral guidance… but, sadly, Mr. Christ did not return our calls. So, instead, we found three college students named Jesus (Jesus Corral - University of Denver, Jesus Bruce - Stanford Univeristy and Jesus Campos-Hernandez - George Washington University) and asked them about sin. Sloth, indeed.

• Question #1: A starting lineman on the football team beat the crap out of me at a party. How do I get revenge without getting killed? - Chapin, 20

Jesus Corral: “All you need is a bat with a nail through it, dipped in HIV-infected blood. You can figure it out.”

Jesus Bruce: “Next time you see him at a party, put drops of Visine in his beer. The only thing coming out of him for a few days will be slush.”

Jesus Campos-Hernandez: “While at a bar, I got my buddy Dave so bombed that he ended up doing a #2 while he passed out on his couch. He woke up, not realizing he’d soiled himself and walked around campus. So, there are cheaper ways to achieve the result.”

• Question #2: I’m pretty positive that one of my sorority sisters is stealing from me. How can I prove it? - Lindsay, 21 Read more

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.

What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearing a pink wig. That is just classic! Don’t whip out the Jergens just yet, there are weeks of injunctions and lawsuits before we get to see anything.

I have my fingers crossed that Scarlett Johansson makes some bad decisions over the next couple of weeks to celebrate her new marriage!

Who would you rather see a sextape of ?

14 Types of Tailgaters Who Annoy the C–p Out of You

Whenever you cram thousands of people into one concentrated area, you are bound to get a diverse group. Tailgating is no different. Most tailgaters just hang out and do their own thing without calling attention to themselves. Some tailgaters can’t do that. Without further delay, here’s a list of the 14 most annoying tailgaters you want to avoid. [Tailgating Ideas]

10 Meathead Colleges

Warding off the “freshman fifteen” isn’t the only reason students are drawn to high-energy college towns. The chance to meet new people, to relax outdoors, and to enjoy an active lifestyle are all attractive additions to a college scene. Each of these ten cities offers a unique setting that helps students to keep that lean waistline while having fun. [Campus Corner]

Woman Sues U. Florida Fraternity & Two Students Over Sex Tape

A woman filed a $15,000 lawsuit against UF’s Delta Tau Delta Fraternity and two UF students, one of whom she had sex with in the fraternity house while the other secretly videotaped the act.

Benjamin Farias, 21, had consensual sex in his room in the fraternity house. Farias arranged for his fraternity brother, UF accounting senior Kyle B. Kraft, 21, to videotape while hiding under a blanket on another bed without the woman’s knowledge.Kraft videotaped the woman naked for more than 20 minutes before she spotted the camera lens protruding from the blanket. The woman then wrestled with Kraft to take the videotape, and she reported the incident to Gainesville Police. [uWire]

It’s rumored that Tom Brady and his supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen were caught on on tape having sex in the wine cellar of Phillippe, a popular Manhattan restaurant.

Apparently Tom and Gisele are not the only celebrities to be caught on this security camera. A source told the Post that, “they’ve seen tape of other celebrities like Sean ‘P-Diddy’ Combs and actress Sienna Miller in wine cellar doing the same thing.” Could it be? Is this really happening? [wbztv]

Dear God,

Please let this be true.

A sneak preview sketch from Season 2 of MTV’s Human Giant:

Season 2 of Human Giant premieres Tuesday, March 11th at 11pm.

Imogen Thomas is a 25 year old UK sensation. She starred in Big Brother and had a sex tape leak onto the internet.

Although Thomas hasn’t been doing very much of late we hope to see more of her in the future.

Check out her gallery after the jump! Read more

Genesecret.com has leaked a sex tape of Kiss frontman Gene Simmons with Elsa, a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink (yeah, I’ve never heard of it either).

The website, which seems to be temporarily unavailable or too busy (”try again in a few moments” my a**) is based out of Panama; we have no idea how (or why) they have this tape in their possession, or if the man is even Gene Simmons. Sporting a t-shirt and no pants as he lays pipe to the Austrian model (classy), the guy does look like the katana-tongued rock star, but I’m still not 100% sold.

Genesecret.com offers the entire video for a $9.95 one-day trial, but doesn’t feature any other information on Gene other than the tape, triggering my BS meter.

But I’ve said far too much. You be the judge by clicking over to Valleywag and watching the Gene Simmons sex tape (NSFW) for yourself.

Approximately one year ago I spent a weekend at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas.

To this day, I get emails from the PR group that runs the nightclub and other bars inside the hotel/casino complex. Ordinarily I don’t mind much. I like to remember my days and nights in the desert, and even look forward to planning my trip back.

But this week, it’s been two emails a day. About Paris effing Hilton’s birthday party this weekend. And I am slightly peeved.

I admit that I have a shameless love for some things poppy and tacky, we all have our vices. But Paris Hilton is not one of them. She most definitely is not about to inspire me to fly to Vegas when I can just wait for her to make an ass of herself in the Meatpacking District on her next trip to New York.

These invites got me thinking, though. Really, who is worth flying across the country for? If you’ve got to pick one celebrity whose birthday shenanigans you’d like to be a part of, who would it be? Read more

Along with sex-tapes, scandalous pictures of hot celebrities were all the rage in 2007, culminating with the following 20 photo collections.

Some of the sexy photo collections on display are from print magazines (one of which introduced Megan Fox to the world) and Hollywood red-carpet events; but the majority were made infamous because the candid shots were not intended for the internet (we’re looking at you, Lindsay Lohan, Vanessa Hudgens and Antonella Barba).

Check out the Top 20 Sexiest Photo Collections of 2007 after the jump! Read more

Way to start 2008 off with a bang, Vivica!

It’s being reported confirmed that the still-very-hot Vivica Fox has a sex tape floating around the web - I’ll keep my eye out for it, I know - and she isn’t too happy about it.

The story goes a bit like this: Fox was drunk and getting frisky with some random dude in Atlanta. She proceeded to give the fellow a blo…well, she stimulated him orally. Acting like any anybody lucky enough to be orally serviced by Fox, the guy taped everything going down - on his cell phone.

After the deed was done he emailed the video to his friends, who emailed it to Fox, who contacted the Atlanta police department, and so on.

Fox wants the scandal to be handled privately. That request must’ve not fared well, considering that we’re talking about it (and awaiting a link to the tape).

All Fox rhymes with ***** jokes may start now.

Is explicit sex with a puppet NSFW?

Nicole Marie Lenz is a Hollywood bad a** who has appeared in Playboy but is best known for an alleged (yet to be released) sex tape that shows Lenz having lesbian sex with Paris Hilton on the heiress’s 22nd birthday.

Check out Nicole Marie Lenz’s gallery after the jump! Read more