Mr. Rogers Sweater Day [Fox Business]

Lance Armstrong in new “What Made Milwaukee Famous” video [Fox Business]

Trailer for new Will Ferrell / John C. Reilly Flick [Yahoo Movies]

Douchebag Beach [BWE]

The I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Game with Gary Coleman [You Know Better]

Perez Hilton Jonathan Jaxson Sex Scandal [Pop Crunch]

The 10 Worst Celebrity Video Games Ever [Asylum]

The Tea Bag Incident - starring McLovin [Break]

Top 10 Sports Fans Arrested For Being Dumb, Drunk And Disorderly [Busted Coverage]

Breaking Artist: Apes & Androids [Rolling Stone]

Porn Hottie Sasha Grey stars in Smashing Pumpkins new video [Pop Watch]

Crazy Flash design [Roxik]

Genesecret.com has leaked a sex tape of Kiss frontman Gene Simmons with Elsa, a spokesmodel for Frank’s Energy Drink (yeah, I’ve never heard of it either).

The website, which seems to be temporarily unavailable or too busy (”try again in a few moments” my a**) is based out of Panama; we have no idea how (or why) they have this tape in their possession, or if the man is even Gene Simmons. Sporting a t-shirt and no pants as he lays pipe to the Austrian model (classy), the guy does look like the katana-tongued rock star, but I’m still not 100% sold.

Genesecret.com offers the entire video for a $9.95 one-day trial, but doesn’t feature any other information on Gene other than the tape, triggering my BS meter.

But I’ve said far too much. You be the judge by clicking over to Valleywag and watching the Gene Simmons sex tape (NSFW) for yourself.

The John Edwards presidential campaign may have been dealt a TKO uppercut by Rielle Hunter.

Who is Rielle Hunter, you ask?

Hunter is a former staffer on the Edwards campaign who (according to news sources) is extremely pregnant with John Edwards’ love child. Edwards’ wife is currently battling cancer. If this story is confirmed it could mark the end of Edwards’ bid for the presidency.

Story developing…

Is explicit sex with a puppet NSFW?

Just when you thought the wide-stance scandal surrounding Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) started to fade away, four new gay allegations pop up.

CBS news (via The Politico) reports that four men have admitted to gay encounters with the Idaho Senator. Some of these allegations stem back to the late 80s.

The Idaho Statesman, the original reporter of Larry Craig’s bathroom-stall scandal, are also the source of these new findings. Before Craig’s sexual preference became a global hot topic the newspaper had investigated rumors of his homosexual tendencies for several months; they unveiled the remaining information accumulated yesterday.

One man who stepped forward goes by the name of Mike Jones. Who is Mike Jones?

The Mike Jones in this case is not the self-promoting Houston rapper but a former prostitute who admitted to having sex with Reverend Ted Haggard in 2005. According to Jones, Craig paid for sex with him in either late 2004 or early 2005.

In typical Larry Craig fashion, he has denied all allegations.

Yes! Another sex scandal in Washington!

First it was Hillary Clinton scissoring her right-hand girl; now it’s Mississippi Senator Trent Lott conveniently resigning while a sex scandal about him is being unearthed.

Trent Lott is being accused by multiple “reputable” sources of having sexual relations with an escort - a male escort. These sources include my favorite wheelchair-bound horndog/Hustler Magazine founder Larry Flint and Big Head DC. Read more

Once again a member of the Clinton family can not seem to keep it in their pants.

At first it seemed to be a venomous little rumor started by Village Voice editor Michael Musto in August - but now various reputable DC sources are confirming what we have all hoped to be true.

Hillary Clinton has been having a lesbian affair with her top female aide, the sexy Huma Abedin.

This would not be the first time Hillary has been accused of being a lesbian but to date it is the first lesbian rumor to be backed by so many high-level reputable sources.

Most recently a “top level” Department of Justice official told Big Head DC that, “I am close enough to Hillary and Huma to tell you that this ‘rumor’ is true.” Interesting, to say the least.

Any other day I’d say this source is not reliable; but the next person to corroborate this story was highly respected journalist and author Ron Rosenbaum.

In his October 30 article “Shocking Inside DC Scandal Rumor: A Media Ethics Dilemma” Rosenbaum said the Los Angeles Times has a story “wrapped up and ready to go about what is a potentially devastating sexual scandal involving a leading Presidential candidate” and they are currently ’sitting on it’ because the paper couldn’t decide “the complex ethics of whether and when to run it.” Read more

350 baboons run rampant in South Africa’s neighborhoods, going into the fridge without permission, stealing food and taking dumps all over the place. It’s like the worst roommate ever times 350. (BreitbartTV)

Boy gets bullied at school. Boy’s mother and big sister get news of the bullying. Mother and big sister team up and bully the bullier right back on the school bus, embarrassing him with bitch-slaps, ’cause nothing is less embarrassing than your mother and sister fighting on your behalf. (ABC News)

Peach Bottom Nuclear Power Plant houses several real-life Homer Simpsons. (WCBSTV)

Wanna get laid? Go to Bell Street Middle School. (CNN)

The saddest story of all time was posted today, September 5, 2007. I’M GONNA COMMIT BLOODY MURDER ON EVERY ASS-CLOWN INVOLVED IN THIS SITUATION. (Yahoo)