We all know about the lewd sexual behaviors of guys like Moe Szyslak and Glenn Quagmire. But what about the animated perverts who are a little better at masking their dangerous erotic appetites? Check out our list of the 7 cartoon characters you’re most likely to find on the Sex Offender Registry after the jump.

LA Weekly reports Amy Beck the former middle school teacher who received a 2 year prison sentence for having sex with a teenaged student. That boy’s family has now filed a lawsuit against Beck claiming he was taken advantage of 15-20 times by Beck, and that her husband, an LAPD cop, threatened to shoot and kill the boy once he discovered the affair. All this, however, does not detract from the fact Beck’s hot. In no way do we condone her actions, but events like this make us wonder why in the hell she or any of the other 40+ women on our Hot For Teacher list would go after jailbait. I’d be super pissed if I were the LAPD cop, too. Little runt’s all up in my goods.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct in any way. But we all had that one smoking hot teacher in high school every guy wanted to bang. Some guys just had the balls to do it. Last May, we honored Teacher’s Appreciation Day with the 18 Sexiest Female Sex Offenders. Today, we update the list, expanding our roster to 40. If you’re a junior or senior in a Tampa area high school, you probably know what we’re talking about.

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.
Granted, the sign also says “No… Click to read more