Top 5 Funniest Abstinence Ads

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As long as people continue having sex before marriage, there will be people trying to stop them. The best part about this (well, the only good part, actually) is the advertising. Here are the Top 5 Funniest Abstinence Ads Ever. If these don’t make you want to change your sexy ways, I’m not sure what will…

Check out the Top 5 Funniest Abstinence Ads here!

Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday, Oct. 3rd

Welcome class, to the fourth edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical.

We’ve got something special for you this time – instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

So plug in your headphones, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

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Sex-Ed With Casey Parker: Friday Sept. 26th

Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical.

We’ve got something special for you this time – instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

So plug in your headphones, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

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Sex Ed With Casey Parker: September 5th

Welcome class, to Sex Ed with porn star Casey Parker! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So sit up straight, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

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Sex Ed with Casey Parker: Friday, August 29th

Welcome class, to the first edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So sit up straight, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

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Sex Ed with Casey Parker

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That’s right, award winning adult-film star Casey Parker is now COED’s resident Sex Ed Teacher! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip at her, so ask her anything from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So conjure-up the best sex question you can think of and send it over for a chance at a professional answer.

How to submit: Drop Casey an e-mail at AskCasey@coedmagazine.com for a chance to have her answer you’re questions for COED’s entire audience to read!

If you haven’t seen Casey Parker in action we feel sorry for you – Fear not though as you can visit CaseyParker.com for tons of pictures and videos of Casey in action.

Faking Never Solves Anything

Fake Orgasm I’m never going to profess to having a complete (or even partial) understanding of the female anatomy. But I know that there will be times when an orgasm is just not going to happen for a girl.

Sometimes we aren’t pushing your buttons right; other times, it wouldn’t matter what buttons we push or knobs we turn (metaphors girls…I sincerely hope that guys you’re with aren’t literally pushing buttons or turning knobs), it’s simply gonna be a lost cause.

And yet, apparently, girls still take the time to fake orgasms. Get out! And here this whole time I thought I was a sex Adonis, never failing to bring my girl to an earth-shattering orgasm. Who knew that at least some of those girls were giving Katie Holmes-esque performances!

Please. Although we may look it, and we sure as hell act like it, guys are not as naive about fake orgasms as some girls would like to believe. Yes, we know you fake orgasms. Obviously, we can’t really tell on an orgasm-to-orgasm basis, but with portrayals of fake orgasms becoming much more prevalent in every realm of pop culture, the majority of guys no longer live under the illusion that we haven’t been faked out at least a few times in our lives. (more…)