It is bound to happen at some point. You want to see an intense action flick, but your girlfriend would rather you both see a romantic chick flick. We feel for dudes everywhere that must sacrifice their time and sanity for the slim chance of sexual congress. That being said, you’ll still be mocked by your buddies for ever seeing such films. The only thing worse is your kids dragging you to some non-sensical visual vomit. For the benefit of men everywhere, check out our list of movies no dude should ever admit to watching after the jump.

When Valentines Day looms, a single dude’s attention tends to shift into finding that special someone, be it for a night or the rest of his life. The dance of courtship involves dinner and a movie, usually of her choosing. You can tell a lot about a woman by the kind of movie she likes. With that in mind, here are a few movies that you’ll want to avoid if she suggests them. Trust me, if a girl makes you watch these movies with her, she is either oblivious to the limits of a man’s sanity or she is trying to torture you. In either case, run for the hills when she suggests these duds. See our DO NOT WATCH picks after the jump!

Everyone has to make sacrifices in a relationship. It’s obvious, that in order to get some, you must give something in return. While it’s always fun to give a buddy shit for having to go see Sex in the City 2 with his girl, a Bro must also take into consideration that Karma’s a bitch. On the other side of the coin, there are certain things that guys should never allow his buddy’s girl to get away with. The following eight items are things no guy should allow his buddy to endure from his women.

Well, uh… hmmph. Ummm, jeez. MacGruber, man. I mean. What the hell happened? Best SNL film since Wayne’s World and you debut at #6? Media sources everywhere are calling it an “unmitigated bomb.” Pretty rough considering it’s almost made back its entire budget already in three days. I admit, I didn’t help the cause by not buying a ticket, but come on. I can’t buy 600,000 tickets.

The snow has melted, the temperatures are rising, and bikinis are starting to pop up everywhere (thank God). All that can only mean one thing — the season of the BBQ has begun!

As men we are hardwired to do some things, one of them is being able to cook dead animals over an open fire.

Men and Women tend to disagree on several things. Seat up verse seat down. SportsCenter verse Chelsea Lately. “Stop and ask for directions” verse “keep driving, we will get there when we get there.”
Some things never change but I have compiled a list of television shows that your girl probably watches that you might actually enjoy. “But what makes you an exper… Click to read more

You know what stinks? Ladies who put fashionable trends before protection.
Remember the old days when your mom would push you and your father out the door for a few hours to host a “Tupperware party”? Yeah, that was kind of lame – but at least it wasn’t even half as lame as hosting a “Taser party,” the new trend all the ladi… Click to read more