In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Sesame Street claims Bert and Ernie are just friends despite an online petition begging them to get hitched, Bruce Willis will be in GI Joe 2, the first trailer for Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie hits the webs, Rebecca Black’s Moment gets remixed, Stephen Colbert’s newest SuperPAC commercial explores cornography, Goodyear was REALLY sexist back in the day, Kanye West bit it on stage in Norway, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Each year we men find ourselves another step closer to enlightenment; the complete understanding of the female species. Unfortunately, just as we feel as though we’ve made huge advancements towards the aforementioned enlightenment, they go and pull the rug from under our feet, leaving us just as clueless as ever. Here are 5 things we learned about them this year. 2011 is looking pretty bleak…

With Katy Perry’s recent appearance on Sesame Street, in which she made babies everywhere pucker their lips, making headlines, we here at COED aren’t surprised. The children’s show has a torrid history of guest appearances by not-so-family-friendly foxes as evidenced by our list of the 12 sexiest celebrities to appear on Sesame Street. Today, we add the crooner behind California Girlz to the list. Anyone else have a hankering for milk?

The internet is chock full of ‘Hot Lists’. From the sexiest women of Sports Illustrated to the hottest women of Playboy, hundreds of new hot lists pop up on the interwebs everyday. The problem with most of these lists is that they are mundanely obvious. So in effort to stray from the norm, we thought we’d compile a queue of two things that couldn’t be more paradoxical: Sexy Women and Sesame Street. Whereas we hope you don’t find Sesame Street all that sexy, these 12 women are by far the hottest dames to ever go to “where the air is sweet”.

Ricky Gervais is a comedic All-Star. While he is a well-known celebrity in the United States, in the United Kingdom he is a bona-fide superstar. And rightly so. With the television shows The Office and Extras already under his belt, he has gone on to make several major motion pictures as well as host awards shows. Ricky Gervais’s star is continuously rising, and it’s time to take notice.

Today, beloved children’s television show, Sesame Street celebrates its 40th anniversary. And we were sitting here wondering how the hell we could show our love without, you know, getting weird. But then we came across this photo, so… problem solved! Check out those back dimples! Dang, Ernie never looked so good.

We’ve all heard reports of interrogators blasting music at prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, and we’ve always wondered what songs they consider bad enough to be torture – and now we know. Today, British law group Reprieve has released a list of the most played tracks at Guantanamo Bay prison, used to break down prisoners. And we have to say, if… Click to read more

The most boring class I took in college was Statistics I.
It was boring and hard, which meant that no matter what I tried, I constantly fell asleep next to my computer and woke up completely lost.
If only I could have taken one of these classes compiled by Mental Floss Magazine, I’m sure my GPA would have looked much better. Instead of dozing off to the lulling soun… Click to read more