Showtime’s Dexter Morgan (originally Jeff Lindsay’s Dexter Morgan of the book series) is quite possible the greatest fictional character in today’s media. If you’re into vigilante serial killers, anyway. Blood spatter analyst for Miami Metro Homicide by day, practiced death dealer by night–you really don’t want to mess with this guy. Need seven more reasons why you should be watching?

Amidst the never-ending search for a hot chick with whom you can spend the rest of your life is the search for a profession to fund said rest of your life. Sometimes, the two disagree. Unless your chick is really swell, chances are she’ll find these professions utterly repulsive and/or ridiculous. Try to avoid making a career path out of the following in order to win the fair lady’s heart.

The story of a technology-savvy serial killer who displays his graphic murders on his own website. The FBI Internet Crimes division must work quickly to track him down.

Untraceable will be showing in theaters nationwide on January 25.… Click to read more