Summer is closing in. But before you empty out your account and rent a car with your boys, beware that nude beaches aren’t all their cracked up to be. Know what to expect because the boobs on this beach probably won’t belong to Megan Fox. More like Smegan Shmox (or Uma Thurman).

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