Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)

I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)

Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a lesson: it’s time to find a new secret compartment in your house, fellas. (Chicago Tribune)

Post A Phone: the only landline phone flatter than your kid sister. (College Candy)

Guy confesses to the Senior prank he pulled in High School - 50 years later. (Palo Alto News)

Wussy Skater Fight
This is single handedly the funniest and most pathetic fight Ive ever posted. Some kid provokes a skater then runs like a scared little toddler.


Runner Slams Face Into Hurdle
At a recent competition in Japan some athlete slams his face into a hurdle instead of jumping over it.

Danny Bonaduce Tries To Rip Some Guys Nuts Off