It’s been six years since the now-ubiquitous hilariously useless Segway travel machine came into the world. Watch here as The Onion news panel discusses how this magic vehicle has affected life in the 21st Century.

In this time of economic hardship and global warming people are looking to move away from the SUV lifestyle by making a conscious effort to go green, starting with the vehicle they drive.
Traditionally folks have made the choice to down grade from the 2-ton Hummer to a Prius while others are taking more drastic steps to reduce their carbon footprint. But some… Click to read more

Holy sh*t! If you have never seen two firetrucks slam into each other at top speed, you don’t know what you’ve been missing. Next we have a chimp riding a Segway. Then Sarah Palin shows off her swimsuit wearing abilities. A girl checks herself for freshness. And lovely Latina Roberta gets her white shirt wet on TV. Almost Transformers is kind of li… Click to read more