Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why your girl isn’t responding to your sext messages, how often girls get themselves off, and exactly how much she’s telling her friends about your relationship. See her answers after the jump!

When one thinks of carnies, what springs to mind is missing teeth, crystal meth, small hands, and the smell of cabbage. These are stereotypes. Like old west outlaws, their freewheeling, nomadic lifestyle—moving from town-to-town—lends itself to a life wholly outside of mainstream society, speaking a language entirely all their own, in a world filled with hardened, scary, scary people.