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Catch a Cheating Girlfriend with Help from Ghostface Killah

November 16, 2007 - 1:00 pm By John - USMA

Ghostface Killah

Has your girl been unfaithful, sleeping around with the entire campus? As we have learned in the past, if you think it’s going on then it usually is.

If you have trouble following your instinct and need true evidence, get all Dick Tracy and do some investigating. Below I will give you a few pointers, and COED’s boy Ghostface Killah (new album out December 4) will chime in with his opinion. (more…)

Tags: cheating, dick_tracy, ghostface_killah, girlfriend, nasty_bitch, new_jewelry, relationship, scumbag, Sex, true_evidence, unfaithful, wu-tang

Jim Norton For President!

October 23, 2007 - 1:30 pm By COED Staff

Jim Norton

When Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for President earlier this week it generated a wave of excitement. However, thereâs one problem with Stephen; heâs not enough of a scumbag to be a politician. America needs someone who doesnât care.

We need someone who speaks to the common man. We need someone who instead of using prepared statements by focus group, tells it like it is. That is why I nominate everyoneâs favorite self proclaimed, meaty-breasted zilch, Jim Norton for President of the United States. (more…)

Tags: anthony_cumia, brutal_honesty, email, frolicking, HBO, honesty_integrity, jim_norton, militant_muslims, monster-rain, opie_and_anthony, president_jim, president_of_the_united_states, scumbag, stand_up_comedian, stephen_colbert, war_on_terror, zilch