Lots of action movies suck. Sure, some of them are worth their $20 million plus budgets, but most are products of testosterone, half-baked skills, and a complete miscalculation of how stupid the movie-going audience is.

So yes, lots of action movies suck, but every once in a while, there comes along a film so sh*tastic that it makes movies like Swordfish seem like Citizen freaking Kane. The Day After Tomorrow is one of those sh*tastic sh*t fests. In fact, I think The Day After Tomorrow is probably the worst movie that has been made in the last 6 years (and yes, I’m lumping in SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2). Need proof? Here’s a list.

5th Reason This Movie Blows: Lame 2 Syllable Or Less Names

Let’s run through a short cast of characters, shall we? Jack Hall, Sam Hall, Lucy Hall, Jason, Frank, J.D, and Brian. I mean, where’s John Johnson? Bob Smith? Usually, I don’t give a flying eff about character names, but when you have people saying each other’s names every.other.second, the exhaustingly uncreativeness starts to eat away at you.

4th Reason This Movie Blows: Nobody Cares About Their Damn Family (Except the Angelic Hall Family Who Are So Angelic They Might Be Decedents Of Jesus) Read more

After the success of Transformers, Hollywood has turned their eyes towards cartoons from the eighties in hopes of finding the next big franchise.

G.I. Joe looks to be the next action-based cartoon plucked from the 80s, with Sienna Miller cast as the Baroness. However, there was one show that combined the best aspects of Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. A show that was one of the most popular in its heyday and could be one of the most lucrative franchises of all time: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

And Joel Silver, producer of The Matrix, wants to bring back the franchise in style. Read more