I’m 100% against shaming people when they pass out drunk (mostly because I’m the one who passes out first) but tonight I would be okay with tape-facing. Why? Because today is Cellophane Tape Day! Today, 81 years ago, Richard Gurley Drew patented the adhesive tape we now know as Scotch Tape. It has many wonderful uses, the best of which involves faces. As a child, I’m sure you taped your nose up to look like a pig. Now that we’re older children, we tape our drunk friends’ faces to make them look like The Elephant Man’s love child. Enjoy the best of the best after the jump!

The invention of clear adhesive tape was a wondrous thing. Whether you are posting flyers, repairing torn dollar bills, adhering toothpick swords to your G.I. Joe’s, or fashioning a life-size sculpture of a giraffe, this product will serve your needs with great effectiveness. But, by far, the most entertaining use for this tape is to wrap it around your face (or the face of your blackout drunk buddy.) It’s ability to hold your skin in it’s utterly mangled expression is unparalleled. Why did 3M never run with these pictures on their billboards?

Drawing dicks on your friends’ face when they are passed out is so 2006! Scotch taping is the new shit. Get with the program, kiddos.
Just watch the video and if you’re sitting in class right now – don’t laugh too hard!
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