The Top 10 Secret Celebrity Scientologists… and The Afternoon Links

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• Bart and Beck are Secret Scientologists???

LeBron’s TV Show: Entourage Meets Friday Night Lights

• Top 9 “Absolutely Impossible” Phrases To Say While Drunk

• RIAA To Cease Pirating Lawsuits

Natalie Portman’s Ass Is Tight

• Alyssa Milano Is Still Freaking Hot

Fergie & Josh Duhamel Are Gettin’ Hitched!

Economic Downturn Finally Hits Major League Baseball

Abigail Clancy + Lingerie = Awesome

• WTF Friday: Condom-sicles?

• Most Criminally Magnificent Mug Shots of All Time

• This Pigeon Had It Coming

• Apparently The Polaroid Trend Passed

23/6: Eugene Mirman: Scientologist

Eugene Mirman from 23/6 is a Scientologist?

Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology

UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go to Hollywood, Interrupted for more details on the matter.

Tom Cruise – actor, father, nutjob extraordinaire – has faced much scrutiny about his beliefs, mostly for the right reason. A man who was once the top-billed actor in the world has now been reduced to a social disease, wreaking havoc whenever he opens his mouth.

Scientology’s cult-like following isn’t helped much with Cruise acting as the head spokesperson for the “religion.” His numerous statements about helping others may sound sincere…until he unleashes his infamous crazy-man cackle that screams “world domination.”

And the background music? Don’t think for a second the Mission Impossible theme is a coincidence…and not just because he starred in the movie.

But don’t take my word for it: